• mar_k [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    23 days ago

    SCOTUS hands Trump the keys to a rigged 3rd term election, so he drops Vance’s boring ass (who he picked as the safe sycophant nerd choice) for someone more like him: Santos. (Trump’s dementia causes him to forget he’s gay and Latino and/or Santos pretends to be straight and white)

    Trump then shits himself to death on day 12 and VP Santos is inaugurated president

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      23 days ago

      SCOTUS hands Trump the keys to a rigged 3rd term election

      Yes.

      He drops Vance’s boring ass.

      Yes.

      Trump’s dementia causes him to forget he’s gay and Latino and/or Santos pretends to be straight and white.

      Yes.

      Look-Look-Look! I’m wearing my brand-new shades! Aren’t they fabul— He starts speaking in a odd, deep voice. I was gonna get wraparound Manley’s - I mean Oakley’s. Strong and powerful. And tactical. Maybe I’ll get those next time.