…and one generates a dog shit image and says to the other “buy this for 500 million”. So the other AI company buys it.
Then the other AI company generates a dog shit image and says to the first AI company “but this for 500 million”. And they do.
Later the first AI company say “I feel like we haven’t accomplished anything today.”
So the second says “of course we did, we added 1 billion to the national GDP!”
At 3187 chars (which includes the wikipedia link), the one about “everything has to be serious at all times” one is the longest in terms of raw characters
At 2580, the one about the chemical brothers concert is the second longest.
At 2453, the "My shirt that says “Don’t investigate my paedophilia because what’s going on with my “boys” and, in some cases, “gals?”” is the third
And Parenti at 1699 is fourth.
On the other end, the shortest we have is “No.”