…and one generates a dog shit image and says to the other “buy this for 500 million”. So the other AI company buys it.
Then the other AI company generates a dog shit image and says to the first AI company “but this for 500 million”. And they do.
Later the first AI company say “I feel like we haven’t accomplished anything today.”
So the second says “of course we did, we added 1 billion to the national GDP!”
Wow thank you mr Nvidia for infinite money glitch this can’t be a bubble
Tagline
What’s the longest tagline we have here?
Using my basic javascript knowledge I’ve conclusively determined it’s:
No everything has to be serious at all times and we cannot find any humor in the absurdity of hell world. The last time I smiled was on August 19th, 1991. I wear a dirty ushanka at all times, do not shave, and only take cold sponge baths because hot running water is bourgeoisie decadence. Every day at exactly noon I have the same meal of an expired Maoist MRE I store in a pit covered in old issues of a revolutionary newspaper. I sleep in a bed made of flags from every failed revolution so that they are never forgotten. In the evenings I stare at a picture of vodka by candlelight, but I do not allow myself to drink because there is nothing to celebrate. Every local org has banned me after I attempted to split it by assassinating the leadership. There is no plumbing in my house I shit in a brass bucket with a picture of Gonzalo and Deng french kissing in the bottom of it. My house is actually an overturned T34 in an abandoned junkyard in Wisconsin. I have a single friend in this world and it is a tapeworm named Bordiga that I met after ingesting spoiled borscht on 9/11 in the ruins of building 7 (I blew it up after finding that a nominally leftist NGO inside of it wasn’t sufficiently anti-imperialist, the attacks on the world trade center were a perfect revolutionary moment for me to enact direct praxis against liberalism). My source of income is various MLM schemes in the former soviet bloc that have been running for so long no one remembers who I am, they just keep sending money. I have not paid taxes since McGovern lost the Democratic nomination for president and my faith in electoralism died more brutally than my childhood dog after it got into an entire jar of tylenol. I own 29 fully automatic rusted kalashnikovs and three crates of ammunition entirely incompatible with them or any other firearms I own. My double PHD in marxist economics and 18th century Swiss philosophy (required to understand Engels) sits over the fireplace of my home, my fireplace is a salvaged drum from a 1950s washing machine that was recalled for locking children inside of it. I chose that washing machine model on purpose because I am anti-natalist. During the latest BLM protests I firebombed a Nikes outlet in the middle of a peaceful candlelit vigil. William F Buckley and I wrote hatemail to one another for 47 years until my final letter gave him an aneurysm. The only water I drink is from puddles. George Lucas and I dropped acid together during an MKULTRA southern baptist summer camp and he went on to write the movie Willow about our time together. The best way to test whether an electrical wire is live is to drool on it and shrimp salad is racist. You can make an IED out of potassium and the instructions are online thanks to Timothy McVey, who was actually a committed antifascist communist slandered by the deep state as part of operation condor. Every time a liberal files a restraining order against me, I carve a mark into the wall. I am running out of walls. When Amerika finally collapses I will be ready to lead the revolution. I am very smart and people like being around me.
is there a list of all taglines somewhere? can you post it? i’d be curious to know if ive seen all of them by now
You can query it with your browser’s developer console, but I don’t know the JavaScript query to use.
2·13 hours agohttps://hexbear.net/api/v3/site
Which gives you some JSON (Firefox has a built in JSON viewer, so maybe use it), and taglines are under… taglines. There are about 1807 taglines
It’s under
window.isoData.site_res.taglines, just put that in your browsers console and you can see all of them.
This was also my second guess
At 3187 chars (which includes the wikipedia link), the one about “everything has to be serious at all times” one is the longest in terms of raw characters
At 2580, the one about the chemical brothers concert is the second longest.
At 2453, the "My shirt that says “Don’t investigate my paedophilia because what’s going on with my “boys” and, in some cases, “gals?”” is the third
And Parenti at 1699 is fourth.
On the other end, the shortest we have is “No.”
Probably the one that goes off about meeting a guy who they thought was BMF who kept like standing on their phone and spinning to get it to turn on
probably the one about not smiling and living in a broken down t34
Smh only affordable housing is broken down T-34s, still better than slumlord living
So funny
The one about meeting hexbears in a chemical brothers concert and spinning a broken phone or something maybe maybe
ooh close, that’s the second longest
What’s the one about logging into thr Soviet compare after work to access hexbear?
get home from work in the United Soviet States of America in 2024
thirty hour weeks are tough, but I get more vacation days than most people in order to make up for it
boot up my home PC, an Electronika 9100 XMT
it’s located in my garage, in a standard rack mount along with its standard power source and network components
head to the terminal in my living room to actually use it
computer monitor makes a satisfying hum as it comes to life
see the logo for the default OS pop up
it’s a Linux distribution maintained by the Computing Centre of the Academy of Sciences
it’s good enough
go into Firefox, log onto my favorite website
it’s called Hexbear, it’s a pretty standard BBCode forum
see that I have a private message
a comrade is calling me a revisionist
they sent me a picture of a pig pooping on its ballsSoviet America, modernized Soviet technology, the world still hasn’t left the model of a computer itself and a hardware terminal as two separate machines even in home single-user computing, the Soviet Union has a State Linux Distro, and leftist places online are the same sectarian cesspit they are in our timeline… god, this one’s got everything. Soviet America stuff always makes me want to live in that timeline, but this one hit so hard. Mmm.
It’s definitely a pleasant few moments of reading
It’s only 800 and some characters long, which while making it on the longer end of the spectrum is far from the top. It is however possibly the longest in terms of screen-space taken up due to it’s use of many paragraphs.
I don’t think I’ve seen that one.
It’s an imagining of what life would be like under communism, you have to work 30 hours a week which is a lot but you get more months of vacation to make up for it, then they log in their living room and bring up Hexbear.
My guess is the one about bran muffins
I don’t think I’ve seen that one
“Bullshit dude, bullshit. I once ate a tray of 24 assorted muffins: blueberry, lemon poppy-seed, cranberry apple, banana nut, even bran. Large muffins too, like you’d buy at the bakery, not grocery store mini-muffins. I ate the first five or six out of hunger, and the next dozen I can only attribute to gluttony, but the last half dozen were devoured by determination alone. A part of me wanted to stop— I was full, the muffins had become repulsive, and there was a disconcerting pressure in my chest. The other, stronger part of me knew that if I gave up on that muffin platter I would admit limitation. A limited man can rationalize his every weakness, turn away from every challenge, live his life within the narrow confines of comfort; that’s not how I live my life. But I digress. It took six days for my bowels to move, and when they did I shat a monolithic muffin block so wide it could not be flushed, so dense it would not dissolve with repeated flushing, and so heavy it took two hands to lift. The measure of anxiety, pain, pride and love is indescribable, so don’t tell me I don’t understand childbirth.”
This one made me laugh out loud the first time I read it
