I have been traveling and today I present to you…the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
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mein gott
Zer ar mor horrors in hevvn end öth zan ar dreemd of in yor philosophie!
Ayy is that the dude from Warrior (2019)?
Andrew Koji? He’s based.
Also he’s going to play Ryu in the new street fighter movie.
3·10 hours agoThats Markiplier, a youtuber
oh nvm lmao. Very similar look in that picture.
Getting banned from air travel in Germany because of the time I suckled from the mustard teat
…Worth it
God is asleep. This world is his nightmare.
Without reading anything I knew this was Germany.
ngl i want this for my kitchen
put them on tracks so you can slide them up and down the counter
No barbecue sauce udder, smdh. How’s anybody supposed to get off to this?
Maybe that’s only available in clubs in Berlin.
Even if the condiments are
this is still philosophically anti-vegan, just like animal crackers.Could this be kinkshaming ?
try not to sexualize the mayo teats
The thing that bothers me the most is the mustard container isn’t yellow.
Hot sauce over there in a normal container
you think germans want shit spicy??
yeah
Their curry ketchup stuff is pretty tasty idk. Krauts can have a little bit of spicy every now and then
All I can think about when I see this is how many hands have touched these, and you’d have to touch right next to the nozzle. I bet they don’t get cleaned very often either.
I thought this was for workers with clean hands. If this is open to the public my opinion flips completely from “That’s pretty neat” to “This is a crime and someone must pay.”
suddenly commies believe in privatization when it’s the people’s condiment nipples smdh
Better than a billion individual single serving plastic ketchup packets.
Can’t argue with that!
Those were my thoughts too.
This shit is on point not even sorry to say
Smdh no sauerkraut or whole grain mustard?
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