Customs and Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore told the jury the snack “exploded all over him” and he “could smell the onions and mustard” on his uniform.
Neither side disputes that Sean Dunn, 37, did in fact lob obscenities and a deli-style sandwich at officers deployed by President Donald Trump to patrol the nation’s capital in August. But Mr Dunn’s lawyer argues it was not a criminal act.
The incident was captured on video and went viral, making Mr Dunn a symbol of opposition in Washington DC to Trump.
Government prosecutors initially tried to secure felony charges against Mr Dunn, but a grand jury declined to indict him. Prosecutors have instead charged him with a lower-level misdemeanour assault.
Oh man I believe you missed the opening paragraph, which is also very funny.
I will be honest and say I don’t want to have a sandwich thrown at me, but that description is funny.
The fascists need to hurry up and spend millions of dollars to develop and distribute sandwich-proof vests to replace all of their military grade bullet-proof armor.
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Sandwiches are now illegal, there are only Freedom Flatpockets
Oh sure, then we’ll be safe from sub-style sandwiches, but what about the club sandwich? It’s got four triangles! Or god forbid the Manwich.
Oh shit, I did miss that. That poor guy, he got poked slightly.
He was forced to feel a sandwich while doing a fascism, the humanity!!!
This really is BBC’s shining moment, this is a brilliant article
If he felt a sandwich through his vest, we need to look more into who threw it.
Not for punishment, but because we need to protect what might be our first confirmed metahuman. Don’t need no anti-mutant bastards trying to take them out before they can learn to harness their sandwich-launching powers for even greater purpose.
Of course he felt it. He’d feel it if I gently poked his vest with my pinky. It’s not an Iron Man suit.
*gasp*! Terrorisms!!1!
Vest piercing sandwiches are a top secret CIA weapon. I read about them in some papers that I found in Trumps bathroom.
This is gonna be more fuel for Why veterans hate ICE.