Just curious. I don’t think I’ve jumped for a while, maybe two weeks? I think it was performative like ‘wow I’m so happy’ to underscore a point not practical

  • Every work day. I’m almost tall enough to check the top shelf while conditioning the store and can’t be assed to find whoever took my departments stepstool.

    My most recent non-work jump was trying to train my dog to jump and hoping she would emulate me. It didn’t work.