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Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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And I'm all out of shit (and fonts)

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And I'm all out of shit (and fonts)

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Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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    15% concentrated power of will

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    hi! joke ruiner here with a random fact i just learned. women have like 5% less water on average than men because of their higher fat%. i thought the higher fat would mean higher water% but i was wrong.

    also babies are 75% water, drying out to the human average 60% by age 12. old folks are dryest (no surprise i guess)

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      trump-drenched Trump is at least 80% water

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      wow did you just call all women fat??? so tired of this dirt bag left brocialism!!!

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      We love our dry boys

  • Angel [any]@hexbear.net
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    I don’t remember these lyrics from Remember the Name. I must’ve misheard them.

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    Don’t mess with a FORKLIFT OPERATOR who was born in JUNE

    soypoint-1 Wow, how did this ad give me such a perfect T-shirt!?

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    “I’m all out of shit” by Air Supply:

    I’m all out of shit
    I’m so lost without poo

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      Air 2-Ply

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        xi-clap

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    7.3% white population, down from 17.5% in 1985 and rapidly decreasing due to the ongoing white genocide

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