You got your wish…
Statue of Liberty is gonna be wearing a burqa now
Put on a swivel and rotated towards Mecca.
A hijab spawned on my wife’s head this morning when we woke up. This is the future the left wants.
I woke up today circumsized
he’s giving every new yorker a free ak-47 but you’re only allowed to fire it into the air for celebrations
He hasn’t nuked D.C. yet

Okay but if he made it illegal to not be Muslim and also made crime legal then it is de facto legal to be Christian.
It’s a mistranslation. The decree, made in 7th-century Arabic, actually reads “crime is mandatory now”. Since no one is capable of committing every crime simultaneously nonstop, half the population will be locked in the Sharia Gulag, and half will be forced to run it
If crime is mandatory and its illegal to be christian then everyone must be christian and there will be no muslims. This is how the papists finally conquer new york
Yes but which sect of Christianity is the most diligently criminal?
Mormons! I knew those assholes were trying to take another state.
We should take their state (Utah) and make it into a Juggalo homeland where the Juggalo people can finally practice their culture and beliefs in relative peace.

I can’t believe these Marxist-Maoist-Shia-Sunni-Jihadist-Communists are gonna start teaching our kids Arabic numerals! I grew up in a free country!
Staten Island has a right to exist.
Not really
prepare for the communist ummah
You’re discounting the existence of the Dhimmi
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