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InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days ago

If she wears makeup - she is no angel.

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If she wears makeup - she is no angel.

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InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days ago
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    I don’t think you all understand, he is arguing that sexual assault is good

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    Not to engage in chauvinism but
    That woman is conventionally attractive in both pictures. Posts like these make it seriously hard for me to believe these types of dudes aren’t just deeply closeted.
    I know I’m basically saying “you don’t find that lady hot? What are you, gay?” But like… That poster gay as hell for this

    • peeonyou [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      reminds me of those “her elbows are too sharp” posts from way back in the early reddit days

  • Awoo [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Do men not have eyes?

    • Damarcusart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      It’s hard to actually see clearly when your eyes pop out of your head like a cartoon character awooga

      • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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        Ah, a skill issue.

        You see, you don’t actually want your eyes to elongate, that’s just you thinking that seeing from a bit closer will actually help you, but unless you are already very close, it’s a false urge. It just makes your eyes floppy & unfocused.

        What you want to do is enlarge your eyes, like so:

        (sauce: Red Hot Riding Hood (1943))

        The secret advanced technique, if you are brave (note that they might not be able to reattach your eyes tho):

        Unless you want to microscope the situation:

    • SchillMenaker [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Be the change you want to see in the world

  • ConcreteHalloween [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Oh god I may discover the hot woman I’m dating is a slightly paler hot woman!

    • NPa [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      rage-cry

  • SerialExperimentsGay [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    See, i would like to say i am a lesbian because i love women and not because i hate men. And i really do love women. But

    • Kuori [she/her, pup/pup's]@hexbear.net
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      yea

    • Townlately@feddit.nl
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      Love this comment and also your username, thank you for your service

  • KnilAdlez [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    You’d think he’d use a comparison of images where a woman has blemishes or something. This is just “See this beautiful woman? you were tricked by make-up into thinking her eye lids had a thin dark line on them.”

  • XxFemboy_Stalin_420_69xX [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    hexbear stop falling for rage bait challenge

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    • purpleworm [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      There would be no site without it

  • Assian_Candor [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    That’s an insane fucking take

    Ladies you should swear off men entirely. I will raise my daughter to be gay

    • peeonyou [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      So you’re saying its a choice?

      • Assian_Candor [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        berdly-smug

      • ☂️-@lemmy.ml
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        i kind of wish it was sometimes

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    If a man seduces you while not smelling like shit and he doesn’t disclose up front that he takes showers, that’s sexual assault

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    This is a troll account, he’s now photoshopped himself into a fake Stephen-Hawking chair in his pfp.

    He’s baiting for rage here.

    “Took the MENSA IQ test online and it looks like I’m smarter than 97% of the population. Wow!”

    • DragonBallZinn [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Chuds whole raison d’etre is “trolololol I’m a bad person and making decent people soooo maaad is funny! Trololololol! U mad? U mad bro? Trolled!”

      He’s a legit fashoid like all the rest of this shithole. Stupid people tend to find the fact they’re stupid assholes to be the peak of comedy.

  • microfiche [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    She’s out of your league, Jeremy. That’s what you are upset about.

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      She ain’t seducing his ass or anyone who subscribes to this shit.

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    Hey look, transphobia is misogyny strikes again

    I do love to see men start talking about a literal godess, like they wouldn’t cower in tHEiR presence

  • Le_Wokisme [they/them, undecided]@hexbear.net
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    the only people who should wear makeup are the Juggalos

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    • Kefla [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Based and clownpilled

      Non-juggalos get reeducated

      • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        markkks-juggalo woop woop

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    them constantly worrying about scenarios where they get accused of sexual assault is telling

  • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    doesn’t disclose up front that she’s wearing makeup

    Does he think her (or fucking anyone’s) face just naturally looks glammed up?

    Also, she could totally also be wearing makeup on the right (which is a very conventionally attractive photo, too)

    • queermunist she/her@lemmy.ml
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      Yeah, like, at this point he might as well demand we disclose that we’re wearing clothes.

      • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        Woman simply existing normally

        frothingfash She’s trying to trick me into seeeeeeeeexxxxxxxx

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          “Dudes try to not make everything about their dicks” challenge failed yet again

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