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9to5 [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago

Cock is better than Pepsi

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Cock is better than Pepsi

9to5 [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • mnfrood [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    30 days ago

    freeman-true

  • nothx [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Cock > Poopsi

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    Cock Classic. None of this New Cock shit.

    • 9to5 [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      I used to prefer normal cock but recently tried diet cock and they must have changed something about it cause it was pretty nice

  • Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net
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    At the risk of summoning the volcel police

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    Sometimes yes

    • 9to5 [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      So you prefer a good Pepsi as well ?

      • Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net
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        I always drink Pepsi while I fuck. Like a true westerner.

    • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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      I mean it depends on the cock and whether the bepsi is cold.

    • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]@hexbear.netB
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      The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

      نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

      volcel-police

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        THEY’RE STOPPING ME FROM SUCKING COCK!!! THIS IS JUST LIKE THE BOOK NINETEEN-EIGHTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEE- gets shot and dies

  • shath [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    cock is better than balls

  • shath [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    coke from a buttle

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    Tru

  • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Cock is on the bds list sorry

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    I agree

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