cerealkiller [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 months agoEuropean troops arrive in Greenland as talks with US hit wall over futurewww.aljazeera.comexternal-linkmessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up161
arrow-up161external-linkEuropean troops arrive in Greenland as talks with US hit wall over futurewww.aljazeera.comcerealkiller [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square22fedilink
minus-squareCarl [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up51·4 months ago France sends 15 soldiers, Germany 13. “Ehhh just send a few guys we don’t like.” They are betting that Trump will read the headline and assume it’s a larger number.
minus-squareFortifiedAttack [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·4 months agoThe Netherlands sends one (1) soldier. Finland sends 2. I’m sure the US is quaking in its boots at this unprecedented display of power.
minus-squareaanes_appreciator [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 months agoThe UK sent 1 😭😭😭
minus-squareBabyTurtles [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·4 months agoMore like Hegseth the cross-eyed drunk SSecretary of War will read it as 1515 and 1313 troops respectively
minus-squarefox [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·4 months agoThey’re planning officers meant to evaluate what’s needed for a larger force
minus-squareaanes_appreciator [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months agoinb4 200 in some tents
minus-squareDamarcusart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·4 months ago“Hey, you want to go on holiday to Greenland?” “Yeah, sure, alright.” “Cool, make sure you’re nice to the yanks when they ‘invade’.”
“Ehhh just send a few guys we don’t like.”
They are betting that Trump will read the headline and assume it’s a larger number.
The Netherlands sends one (1) soldier. Finland sends 2.
I’m sure the US is quaking in its boots at this unprecedented display of power.
The UK sent 1 😭😭😭
More like Hegseth the cross-eyed drunk SSecretary of War will read it as 1515 and 1313 troops respectively
They’re planning officers meant to evaluate what’s needed for a larger force
inb4 200 in some tents
“Hey, you want to go on holiday to Greenland?”
“Yeah, sure, alright.”
“Cool, make sure you’re nice to the yanks when they ‘invade’.”