• BanMeFromPosting [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    2 days ago

    We should have a league with cheating and a league without. I’m not just talking steroids, I mean the whole thing - blackmail, bribing, etc.
    I want to know what country is the best at being scoundrels.

    What happens if you cheat in the no-cheating-league, you ask? We throw the cheater down into a Big Hole. If they can climb out they’re fine. If they’ve been very bad then we make the sides muddy. Bigness of hole determined by bigness of cheat.

    • godlessworm [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      1 day ago

      i would love this. it would make “who can cheat better” the whole sport and the game its self is just a set up for that.

      really that sounds like how sports should be in america anyway. whats more american than that?