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vegeta1 [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 days ago

Lol at the doublespeak of the paragraphs. He's called paranoid about the CIA in first paragraph and then the CIA is involved in his kidnapping the secind

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Lol at the doublespeak of the paragraphs. He's called paranoid about the CIA in first paragraph and then the CIA is involved in his kidnapping the secind

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    As he clung to power despite US opposition

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      vuvuzela-flag I consent.

      not-a-journalist I consent.

      amerikkka Isn’t there somebody you forgot to ask?

    • Enjoyer_of_Games [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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      hexbear.net/@FlakesBongler@hexbear.net help me out here I swear I remember a line that goes something like:

      watch as I [do trick] using only this [stage object] and a common [obvious tool for the job].

      but I’m drawing a blank on frinkiac.

      [cling to power] [paranoia?] [wide support of the electorate]

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        Oh wow, my brain keeps going to Johnny Carson lifting the car over his head while singing the aria from Carmen but I don’t think that’s quite right

        Maybe this?

        Shit, I shouldn’t have taken those edibles earlier, my brain is failingkitty-birthday-sad

        • Enjoyer_of_Games [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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          I must have just hallucinated it. Wait why aren’t I flipping over the tortoise yiiking-out

          • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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            It sounds so familiar, it might be from something else

            If it’s Futurama, I can check Morbotron in the morning when I can focus for more than three seconds

      • Speaker [e/em/eir]@hexbear.net
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        Probably https://morbotron.com/caption/S03E15/302534

      • AntiOutsideAktion [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        That sounds like the loony tunes talent agent gag

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    Just because we are out to get you, and in fact are very open about this, it doesn’t make it ok for you to say it!

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      We’re out to get you, constantly broadcasting this fact, putting out bounties for your capture, and literally kidnapping you and you’re mad at me?

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    What do you mean there is no evidence of the CIA trying to topple his leadership when the CIA literally toppled his leadership??

    WHAT MORE EVIDENCE COULD POSSIBLY EXIST…???

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    lol, CNN is stealing Chief Wiggum’s best bit

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      I was thinking more along the lines of

      “Well, Mr Malloy… it seems the cat burglar has been caught . . . by the very person . . . who was trying to catch him!”

      “How ironic.”

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    • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      I said the law is powerless to HELP you!

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      I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

      • yewtu.be
      • inv.nadeko.net
      • yt.artemislena.eu
      • piped.video
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    How convenient for you to paint this picture that is now real berdly-smug

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    I think that’s on purpose - I read this as the writer saying, “for years Maduro sowed (at the time) baseless conspiracy theories about the CIA. Trumps bumbling actually proved him right.”

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      No you see, because we failed all those other times, we weren’t actually trying.

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    The convenient boogey man that is real and actually trying to ruin your life

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    Is the CIA in the room with us, Mr. Maduro?

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