• BanMeFromPosting [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    It’s not even “refusing to advance an agenda” because Epstein was just inviting Elon over for an obvious orgy. It’s just failing a vibe check. It’s like being invited up for coffee and going “Caffeine AT THIS HOUR? No thanks, I like to maintain a healthy circadian rythm.” Just the biggest condescending doofus energy.

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      3 days ago

      “Caffeine AT THIS HOUR? No thanks, I like to maintain a healthy circadian rythm.”

      y u haf 2 dox my dting lyfe

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        If it’s any consolation I was once at a party where an attractive acquaintance is invited me to do body shots. She made out with me when I went to get the lemon out of her mouth and all I could think was “wow! How sweet of my friend to help me this much with getting the lemon into my mouth. She must think I was having a hard time of grabbing it.”
        It took me a few years to realize she was coming onto me

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          That is painful and I relate. I see you have no pronouns listed but this story certainly brings to mind memes about certain dating scenes being stymied for wont of waiting for one party to make a move… except in this case it sounds like your friend knew what she was about and our hero (you) wasn’t ready to pick up on it. Like I said, relatable.