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comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 days ago

St Valentine is the patron saint of buying red shit and doing sex, St Patrick is the patron saint of buying green shit and throwing up. What are some of the lesser know saints?

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St Valentine is the patron saint of buying red shit and doing sex, St Patrick is the patron saint of buying green shit and throwing up. What are some of the lesser know saints?

comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 days ago
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    St. Christopher is the patron Saint of being (stuck in) traffic.

    Countless catholic car drivers have his little picture on the mirror, but really he was just some giant dude who helped a kid across a stream in the 3rd century. As it happens, it later turned out that was baby Jesus.

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      That is not a safe way to carry an infant

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      baby Jesus

      3rd century

      Ummmm

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        Don’t tell the Vatican. They’d be so embarrassed.

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