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EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 3 days ago

DO NOT EAT ROCKS! YOU CANNOT EAT THEM! ROCKS ARE NOT EDIBLE! EXCEPT FOR SALT! WHICH YOU CAN AND SHOULD EAT! EVEN THOUGH IT'S A ROCK! DON'T EAT ROCKS EXCEPT FOR THAT ROCK!STOP ASKING SO MANY QUESTIONS!

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DO NOT EAT ROCKS! YOU CANNOT EAT THEM! ROCKS ARE NOT EDIBLE! EXCEPT FOR SALT! WHICH YOU CAN AND SHOULD EAT! EVEN THOUGH IT'S A ROCK! DON'T EAT ROCKS EXCEPT FOR THAT ROCK!STOP ASKING SO MANY QUESTIONS!

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EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 3 days ago
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    • EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      gulag

      • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        Jokes on you, three hots and a cot is sounding good these days

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          you will get 2 hot meals and a sleeping bag on the floor

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            hyperflush

  • hexthismess [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    But scientists tell me that ice is a rock, can I make rocks in my freezer?

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      gulag

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    Did someone say rocks?

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    salt is rockslop, you only like it because it is good

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      You only like it because of the vital biological function it provides, its lifeslop

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    Rocks and ur body, a handy guide:

    Edible ✅

    Digestible ❎

    Topical ✅

    Smokable ✅

    Injectable ❎

    Pissable ✅

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      Boofing erasure

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        Damn man need to make some tracks about how me and the crew are out here boofin’ ROCKS

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        Is shelving a joke to you?

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    If you can’t eat rocks, explain stone soup then!

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      gulag

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    Besides sodium, we also consume calcium, potassium, copper, iron, zinc, etc. Sulfur is commonly used as a food preservative. You can also eat clay in certain quantity, it’s used in certain food making processes.

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    Chickens eat rocks. What are you, weaker than a chicken?

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    Fine! I will just lick it for a million years instead

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      shlup shlup shlup

      shlup shlup shlup

      shlup shlup shlup

      shlup shlup shlup shlup

      shlup shlup

      shlup shlup shlup shlup

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        literally me frfr

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          And of course I looked it up and learned that this is only necessary because of malnourishment as animals would naturally either eat plants or earth that is high in salt content and it’s mainly restricted diet that causes deficiencies.

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    I have no rocks and I must eat

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    Just asked chat gpt and it told me to eat volcanic ash

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      gulag

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    What about concretions?

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    Geophagy is an ancient and widespread practice, I will eat the rocks

    https://daily.jstor.org/what-is-geophagy-scientist-theories/

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    Enough with the rocks. Get your rocks OFF my website. GET THEM OFF

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