We need more porn where a pizza guy shows up, gives a lady an extra large sausage pie, then collect his money and leaves and then she just enjoys some pizza.

Or a woman gets stuck in a washing machine and her step bro helps her get out and then she finishes washing her sheets.

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      Sketchy looking car rental shop owning: “well there sweetie; I can tell you’re not really 25, but I’ll let you rent this car if you… promise to clean it before returning it. I know you got to get to your brother wedding.”

      “Oh thank you mister, can I suck your dick as a thank you?”

      “What? No that’d be highly unprofessional of me as a businessman.”