We need more porn where a pizza guy shows up, gives a lady an extra large sausage pie, then collect his money and leaves and then she just enjoys some pizza.
Or a woman gets stuck in a washing machine and her step bro helps her get out and then she finishes washing her sheets.
BARELY LEGAL: voting in an election that happens to be on your 18th birthday
Oh yeah. You like voting dont you ? Your are my little voter. I bet you love liberal democracy you sick fuck
You like that daddy? Watch me rent a car on my 25th birthday without paying an additional fee
Sketchy looking car rental shop owning: “well there sweetie; I can tell you’re not really 25, but I’ll let you rent this car if you… promise to clean it before returning it. I know you got to get to your brother wedding.”
“Oh thank you mister, can I suck your dick as a thank you?”
“What? No that’d be highly unprofessional of me as a businessman.”
Hentai version: high school girl goes to nurse’s office, gets treated for minor ailment, returns to class.
Encounters an octopus, is like “wow cool octopus”, continues on her way home.
Rides on the subway, is not harassed in any way.
“Excuse me ma’am, you dropped your panties in the lavatory.”
“Oh thank you oddly sweaty old man!”
Ace hentai but it’s just Voltron
YES. Like It’s just a very shitty low budget comedy sketch with conventionally attractive people with very thick European accents acting in It.
James Gunn did it (still NSFW, but not porn NSFW)
Oh it’s sooooo hot how nobody has any sex in these
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
I thought that’s what the pornhub intro was for. That part of every video is for the asexuals
Some of us non-Aces enjoy the plot. Like how is that poor woman going to get out of that washing machine?
If you’re in a washing machine and you hear the pornhub intro it’s time to get out of that washing machine
Why? That just means your step-bro is coming to help you out.
You joke, but porn for asexuals is actually a surprisingly big part of fetish art. They aren’t sexually aroused by the images they commission, but they do like them and want to see more of them.
“I can really appreciate the aesthetics of this image of Revy from Black Lagoon having sex with an octopus. I just really admire the craftsmanship.”
You are clearly ignorant of fetish art if that is your go-to example. That’s practically vanilla. Most fetish art doesn’t even involve characters having sex and sometimes doesn’t even require nudity at all.
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