We need more porn where a pizza guy shows up, gives a lady an extra large sausage pie, then collect his money and leaves and then she just enjoys some pizza.
Or a woman gets stuck in a washing machine and her step bro helps her get out and then she finishes washing her sheets.
I thought that’s what the pornhub intro was for. That part of every video is for the asexuals
Some of us non-Aces enjoy the plot. Like how is that poor woman going to get out of that washing machine?
If you’re in a washing machine and you hear the pornhub intro it’s time to get out of that washing machine
Why? That just means your step-bro is coming to help you out.