Go on, brush your teeth. Enjoy the spoils of capitalism.
Honestly, I’m kind of tired of the only two toothpaste flavors being mint and cinnamon
But I also can’t think of a flavor that feels as refreshing
Maybe a nice melon?
I’ve had fennel toothpaste that absolutely fucks.
Oooh, anisey
Anusey
More of a British thing I imagine
9 out of 10 orphans can’t tell the difference!
Taragon?
Mmm… steaky
Actually real I would love some more options than 50x mint and 1 cinnamon in the corner
Dewthpaste
this will pair well with my bedtime espresso shot
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Hey hismile I just wanna talk (CW meat)
The only other time I’ve seen chicken flavoured toothpaste was for dogs…
you just misread the label. it said FOR DOGS, AND HOGS
Also I think they hired on Gargamel
Why not hermile? Thats fucked up Reese
Sexist toothpaste smh
I saw stranger things sponsored mayonnaise the other day. What the fuck does that sponsorship have to do with anything. I hate this shit
“Hismile” sounds like the name of a fake Israeli city
We were sorting through Simpsons flavor toothpaste at work yesterday.
I bet it tastes exactly like a Simpson. Ah, the wonders of modern chemistry.
Ah, the wonders of modern chemistry
