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The most disgustingly British thing I’ve ever seen
You know it’s not real because the web address is pornbruv.uk instead of pornbruv.co.uk
Aschttuaaalllyyy… .uk allows registrations directly on .uk without the stupid .co.uk, they started that in ~2014.
However .co is more common, also if it was a goverment site it wouldn’t use .co (company) anyway and instead .gov.uk.
Was believable until the dude said “stabbed me in the fanny.” It does not mean what it means over here.
That’s pretty presumptive of you. Some blokes have a fanny.
Would he be that concerned over a willy check if he did, though?
Well, obviously.
you can tell they’re not actually British because in Britain people who have “willies” do not have “fannies”
Penis preserving vaginoplasty is a thing. I don’t think it’s at all common but it is a thing
Considering that the peen is propped up by the part that continues inside the taint, either the dick anatomy and functionality isn’t quite entirely preserved, or the vagina would have to be plasted above the dick. 🤔
TIL futas are real
Mmm, I would not recommend using that word when talking about real people
Maybe they mean a strap-on and OP is, in fact, a woman?
Fake: the penis is plastic Gay: OP is a lesbian woman
Illegal: the strap on is unlicense
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OI!!!
YER BUGGERIN’ LOICENSE HAS EXPOIRED!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
ONE HUNNIT TESCO CLUBCARD POINTS ‘AVE BIN DEDUCTED FROM YER ACCOUN’!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
YER THREE QUID 'ANDY OR A SLOBBY ROBBY IS GONNA BE A FIVER FROM NOW ON!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
YER WILL ALSO ONLY BE ABLE TER CHOOSE FROM A VAJOINER OR AN 'AM SANDWICH!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
FAILURE TO RENEW YER LOICENCE IS GONNA RESUL’ IN THA LOSS OV MORE CLUBCARD POINTS!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
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Whatever. I was never going to have enough clubcard points to buy a house anyway.
stabbed me and called me a fanny
Would have been better
That was quite the ride
fun fact, there was no riding, she spurned his advances
shame
