These knives FUCKING SUUUCK!! Dull, rusty, unergonomic, ugly.
VERY fitting that I know a person who is an ignorant, selfish, full on maga (who says earth is 3000 years old etc etc,) and she is adament these are the best knives of all time.
The grift works so good on idiotic religious types! No wonder maga caught on with supply side jebus Christianity.
I bought a $40 Miracle Blade set from Walmart once… I say once cause I still have most of it and my nicer knives live in the wood block that came with the set.
Honestly just get some steel knives and don’t brag about a pity purchase.
The knives that have never been used are still going strong … hmm.
At first, I thought this might have been a heartwarming post. But no, it’s sociopathic MLM nonsense.
Holy shit this guy spent 20 years in a pyramid scheme?
Vector is a pyramid scheme. What kind of, uh, person, gets suckered into this “interview” like I did, and pays them to sell their overpriced bullshit?
I went to a vector sales seminar. After the first day the lead guy was so impressed with me i was one of 5 people he met with afterwards telling me to 10x a list of people i knew, he asked everyone else for 100 names. I knew the next day we would have to buy a $150 knife kit and likely be coerced into contacting that list to pester those people into buying knives so i slept in and skipped it. I woke up to an annoyed phone call from the chief lackey complaining that i should have attended.
I’m glad i skipped out.
Vector sent me a letter offering a $15/hr job. When I got there it turned out to be $15 per sales pitch, with driving time, lead generation time, training, and everything else unpaid. There were many other signs it was a scam. When I came back for the second day of training, I presented my evidence, but I wasn’t able to convince anyone else to leave.
least you tried, I did not show up for day two.
Privileged kids. I had a college roommate who did this and he was most definitely bankrolled by his parents. We’re talking the lazy fake draw, and calling everything he didn’t like “gay”. These are the people that will be running this country in a few years cause of nepotism.
The fake kind that doesn’t exist. It’s trivial to generate nonsense post likes this with genAI to the point where doing it with humans makes no financial sense.
I almost did because I was 16 and wanted a job. The voicemail I left was so atrocious. “I’m Uhh calling about the Uhh…” looks at mass mailed letter trying to figure out the job “Uhh job.” The I hit # to redo the message but that didn’t work so it just had a button press noise on the recording. They never called back.
The one I went to some late 20 year old rich kid did a presentation in an empty office, just chairs and like a table, for maybe a dozen or so of us, showed the knife cutting a penny in half, like that’s an impressive thing, they are zinc now and only copper coated, and both metals are softer than steel.
I pointed out it was a federal crime to destroy money.
one of my old jobs had a big cutco carving knife that i actually really liked for veggie prep. sometimes you can find em on ebay for real cheap!
I have one cheap plastic handled with a burn on it, chef’s knife. Literally all I need to make some of the best food on earth. I occasionally use a cheap Ali Express letter opener miniature samurai sword to eat fruit though.
Okay, you’ve convinced me. Tell me what to bring and when to show up for dinner!
Tonight is salmon, so bring some cab.
I have a friend whose son was selling these to all the people in the ‘hood. Really trying to take advantage of the pity sales. Lots of people caved, and I refused to on the grounds that I can’t support a MLM - regardless of the product. The parents were pretty upset I didn’t buy any, despite the fact that I already have nice knives.
Wow, 20 years of no use and still going strong!
20 years of no use but at least they look elegant (except that they look like shit)
The unergonomic handle design on every single knife seems like something I would actively avoid using if at all possible
The handles aren’t too bad, they’re not uncomfortable. They do feel how they look though. They’re all serrated. 100% serrated edges. I had a buddy that was all about them. Cheap knives, not horrible, but no straight edges lol.
Coincidentally, has anyone noticed how MLM and evangelicals go together?
I just commented how I know a ultra religious wacko maga lady who adores these knives.
Its just amazing how the pieces fit so clearly and they dont see it. The religious are the easiest target for grift. Zero critical thought.
Serrated knives are GREAT if you don’t know how to care for knives because they cut better longer.
I hate serrated knives because while I’m not great at caring for my knives, I’m good enough to keep them in decent shape. :)
Just like with the Republican party, religion primes the pumps, creating millions of potential marks who have already demonstrated a lack of rational thinking.
Holy shit, I never noticed that but you are right. Idk though many are calvinists, idk if they are all evangelical, but they are pretty much the same really.
This is parody, I can’t believe it isn’t
So what is the lesson exactly? Start your career by scamming/guilt-tripping your parents out of money? Not really sure what else I should take away from this.
there is an actual lesson even though unintentional one, your useless gifts to your relatives may come in hand in your inheritance from them, every you gift them that survives till their death may come back to you
If you can scam your parents, you can scam anyone. That’s how you know you’re cut out for sales.
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that is unironically Andrew Tate’s business advice to those who pay $500/month or whatever it is to subscribe to his private Signal or Telegram channel. Make your 14 year old cousin mow lawns for you and pocket the cash.
Let me get it straight. Guy is bragging that he has sold his father set of knives for $1k that his dad didnt want or needed. The set stood there unused for 20 years. And now he brags how good it is still? Weird flex but okay…
Any knife bought today can be good 20 years later if it was unused. Even cheapo shit for $1 will be sharp 20 years later if it was laying around unopened. This would be much more impressive if his father did eventually use this set and it would be still good 20 years later. Other than that, this is cringeposting
Translated this from LinkedIn Speak to English:
I guilt-tripped my dad into buying a $1,000 knife set from my high school pyramid scheme back in 2005.
He let them rot in a drawer for two decades because he obviously didn’t want them. Now I’ve inherited them in Florida, which is the only way I was ever going to get any value out of that scam.
I was 17 and predatory enough to close a pity sale on my own father for Vector Marketing. To everyone who correctly points out that Cutco is a joke: the knives actually haven’t fallen apart yet, which is more than I can say for my dignity at the time.
Your first shitty sales job was probably a humiliating waste of time, but if you wait twenty years, you can try to spin it into a deep life lesson for engagement.
I was a Rainbow Vacuum salesman until my sleazy manager said he would accompany me to ensure that I closed my first sale, to my grandmother. My internal filter suddenly flicked off and I found myself spewing, “You are the most disgusting human being I’ve ever met, and every part of you that isn’t scum makes you seem dangerously aggressive. I can’t let you meet my grandmother, she’d never be able to look me in the eye again. In fact, I don’t even know why I’m here. My grandmother would be so disappointed in me if she knew I were associated with you. Good luck scamming someone else, I quit.” And then I walked out.
Dude didn’t even seem phased by all this. He looked like people told him this shit every day.
Then the manager clapped
The life lesson I learned in two years of inside sales in my 20’s was that I would never ever do sales ever again.
A lot of crap products are at least decent enough to not have a half life.
This fucker bragging about making a sale to his dad. I wonder if he even had to pull that silver spoon out of his mouth to close.
he could replace it with one of this knife!
Probably not. These babies’ll rust up on you quicker than— close the sale, Gil, close the sale!
