I’m doing fine by the way! I just wish my allies would visit me in the straight of hormuz sometimes. They have no idea how much they really depend on me but also I don’t even want to talk to someone who is so ungrateful
He’s so like my alcoholic aunt it’s crazy, just petty and vindictive and only helps people out if it’s self-serving then throws a fit when the helped person doesn’t grovel at their feet.
Ngl I’ve crashed out like this with an ex of mine and I would rather die than have people know this about me, and this fuck is doing this pathetic shit on a global stage with the world hanging on a balance
He’s giving Lucille Bluth, “How much does a warhead cost anyway? ¢10?”
Estranged diplomat.
Unfortunately, unlike those kids, his imperial allies unfortunately are too dependent on him, or just a bunch of keeners.
If his actual kids weren’t even more dependent on him than America’s vassals are, it would be the same relationship
“Dad, you tried to call that field trip to a shooting range ‘Operation Gunmaxxxxing’! You wonder why we dont want to hang out with you anymore?”
