Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agoNext time use Linux instead of MacroShithexbear.netimagemessage-square45fedilinkarrow-up1120file-text
arrow-up1120imageNext time use Linux instead of MacroShithexbear.netPosadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square45fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareOrionsMask [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 months agoIf they were using Linux, it would randomly not boot one day and take 3 days and 43 steps to troubleshoot
minus-squareCarl [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·2 months agoThe thing is this is the space program, so if they were on Linux they’d be on some Debian build from the 00s and you’d have to go through ten mission specialists every time you wanted to run sudo
minus-square30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·edit-22 months agoSome old-ass BSD derivative (built for Z80 architecture) where you have to recompile the kernel every time the core rope memory gets kinked
minus-squaredecaptcha [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·2 months agoa real country’s space program would include a Kernel Officer on every mission, with standard issue programming socks
minus-squarelilypad [pup/pup's, it/its]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·2 months agoKernel Space Program
minus-squarecomrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 months agoColonel Kernel
minus-squareLeninWalksTheEarth [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·2 months agohow dare you not fellate Linux
minus-squareOrionsMask [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 months agoI would happily fellate Linux all day if it fucking worked.
minus-squareAssortedBiscuits [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·2 months agoStill better than Windows 11.
minus-squareCalfpupa [she/her]@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 months agoOnly if they update past an LTS
If they were using Linux, it would randomly not boot one day and take 3 days and 43 steps to troubleshoot
The thing is this is the space program, so if they were on Linux they’d be on some Debian build from the 00s and you’d have to go through ten mission specialists every time you wanted to run sudo
Some old-ass BSD derivative (built for Z80 architecture) where you have to recompile the kernel every time the core rope memory gets kinked
a real country’s space program would include a Kernel Officer on every mission, with standard issue programming socks
Kernel Space Program
Colonel Kernel
how dare you not fellate Linux
I would happily fellate Linux all day if it fucking worked.
Still better than Windows 11.
Only if they update past an LTS