I know why Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, Candace Owens, and Alex Jones have all been fighting me for years, especially by the fact that they think it is wonderful for Iran, the Number One State Sponsor of Terror, to have a Nuclear Weapon — Because they have one thing in common, Low IQs. They’re stupid people, they know it, their families know it, and everyone else knows it, too! Look at their past, look at their record. They don’t have what it takes, and they never did! They’ve all been thrown off Television, lost their Shows, and aren’t even invited on TV because nobody cares about them, they’re NUT JOBS, TROUBLEMAKERS, and will say anything necessary for some “free” and cheap publicity. Now they think they get some “clicks” because they have Third Rate Podcasts, but nobody’s talking about them, and their views are the opposite of MAGA — Or I wouldn’t have won the Presidential Election in a LANDSLIDE. MAGA agrees with me, and just gave CNN a 100% Approval Rating of “TRUMP,” not Hand Flailing Fools like Tucker Carlson, who couldn’t even finish College, he was a broken man when he got fired from Fox, and he’s never been the same — Perhaps he should see a good psychiatrist! Or Megyn Kelly, who nastily asked me the now famous, “Only Rosie O’Donnell,” question, or “Crazy” Candace Owens, who accuses the Highly Respected First Lady of France of being a man, when she is not, and will hopefully win lots of money in the ongoing lawsuit. Actually, to me, the First Lady of France is a far more beautiful woman than Candace, in fact, it’s not even close! Or Bankrupt Alex Jones, who says some of the dumbest things, and lost his entire fortune, as he should have, for his horrendous attack on the families of the Sandy Hook shooting victims, ridiculously claiming it was a hoax. These so-called “pundits” are LOSERS, and they always will be! Now Fake News CNN, The Failing New York Times, and all of the other Radical Left “News” Organizations, are “hailing” them, and giving them “positive” press for the first time in their lives. They’re not “MAGA,” they’re losers, just trying to latch on to MAGA. As President, I could get them on my side anytime I want to, but when they call, I don’t return their calls because I’m too busy on World and Country Affairs and, after a few times, they go “nasty,” just like Marjorie “Traitor” Brown, but I no longer care about that stuff, I only care about doing right for our Country. MAGA is about WINNING and STRENGTH in not allowing Iran to have Nuclear Weapons. MAGA is about MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, and these people have no idea how to do that, BUT I DO, because THE UNITED STATES IS NOW THE “HOTTEST” COUNTRY ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD! President DONALD J. TRUMP
they think they’ll get some “clicks”*
*Latest fad
just gave CNN a 100% Approval Rating of “TRUMP”
God I wish I had just 1% of his sauce
As President, I could get them on my side anytime I want to, but when they call, don’t return their calls because l’m too busy on World and Country Affairs
AMAZING
…but I no longer care about that stuff
Beautiful

UNITED STATES IS NOW THE “HOTTEST” COUNTRY ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD!

I don’t have links, but I saw that the hogs are mad about this one, and even Alex Jones was lamenting how far Trump has fallen in a clip he posted lol
It’s extremely over for MAGA, just like (and because) it’s over for US aggression and presence in the Persian Gulf.
Synthesis? The US will be electing unlimited Graham Platners for the next 6 years or so.
Always told people that when the real, competent, organize your death on a train car Nazis come along, they will probably be Democrats.
The Dixiecrats never went away, they just got better PR.
“HOW SERIOUS IS TRUMP. NOT SERIOUS. HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE THE BEST TATTOO LIKE GRAHAM HAD BUT COVERED UP CUZ WOKE.” - yells Alex Jones.
My 500 word diatribe about how I am not angry has people asking questions already answered by the 500 word diatribe.
nobody cares about them… nobody’s talking about them…
lol. nobody but the president…
Holy shit this is Trump spinning gold.
Bringing up the Candace/First Lady of France thing is a wildly obscure pull, and then doubling down with ‘She looks better than you anyway.’
Fucking Classic Donny.
I will admit I immediately flash coat-shoplifted the phrase third rate podcasts
Candace/First Lady of France thing is a wildly obscure pull
The lawsuits been reported on bbc radio, even myboomer dad who’d never heard of candace owens before knows about her from this
Lol that’s awesome.
“clicks”*
*latest fad
LOL i’m not reading that. ever. i just wanted to say i’m glad he’s so grievously butthurt about the top-shelf of the shit-eating maga muppet brigade criticizing him
Ooh you silver tongued wordsmith. I love it.
That’s so funny because Alex Jones spent a fucking decade being an absolute sycophant and I can’t imagine what softball criticism he gave to Trump to be put on blast like this.
He actually did offer some strong criticism, and suggested a 25th amendment removal. But it is particularly funny seeing Alex Jones getting thrown under the bus after burning so much goodwill with his audience this last year to cheerlead the Trump admin. I’ve always gotten the impression that Alex Jones personally likes Trump, and even considered him a friend. Very different than Tucker or Klandace, who were already opportunistically pivoting away from Trump.
Marjorie “Traitor” Brown
Lol, he doesn’t even remember Marjorie’s name.
It’s some pun about grass

Yeah, he usually explains it, because that’s how you know it’s a good joke - when you have to explain it.
bro, he fucking ruined it. just leave the punchline unexplained and imply that she’s shit.
absolutely sauceless
“turned left” lmao these fucking dummies…
Can someone explain what “Rand Paul Jr. (Thomas Massie)” means, because I don’t have a fucking clue.
His nickname for Thomas Massie is “Rand Paul Jr” because he thinks Paul was the og anti-Trump Republican, and so Massie is like, the new Rand Paul
Would’ve made more sense if he was like “Thomas Massie (AKA Rand Paul II)”
He thinks calling her brown rather than green is a clever insult. He has truly lost whatever juice he may have once had.
it’s on purpose
Man, he is really spiraling out.
You’re washed Donny, your Iran war is no longer hot!
We are just th extras to his Truman Show.
I’m convinced that “thank you for your attention to this matter” is a staffer sign off and that the real Trump tweets all don’t have it.
This feels like a show because I suspect that all the people he named are feds. Megyn Kelly said that Epstein is not a pedophile, ffs. He’s trying to the legitimize the controlled opposition.
Trump knows that he’s unpopular and he’s old as fuck, so he’s naming certain acceptable “enemies” that he will cede power to. Israel is unpopular. War is unpopular. Democrats are refusing to take any position against Israel or endless wars. So now these populist fascists can take the reigns.
This is too smart and forward thinking for a sundowning Trump
I can believe that. This whole thing is way too specific, almost feels like some ChatGPT of a classic Trump tweet.
I can’t believe we’re losing to these people
They had a huge advantage starting out




















