Dweeb.
Dweanis
we have to go to the bweanir ruins and retrieve the… uhh I didn’t play that far… uhh sauron’s lament configuration.
His orbeanis
oo he has crystal balleanisesses?
the worst part about this post is I kept forgetting I wasn’t making viking beanis and that it was okay to put horns on the helmet. Though now that I think about it you wouldn’t go in a mine shaft with a horned helmet. Not even if you were like, pretty short.
Where else would you keep your drinking horns for quick access?
The horns will intimidate the rocks and stop them from caving in though.
slaps wall this baby ain’t going anywhe-
But horns are cool???
I know! I was totes gonna give the guy horns but I was like “no! viking helmets dont have horns” and got back to making my not viking dwarf with a boring helmet. Least I remember to give him a pickaxe. fucker nearly ended up with a round shield.
I try to be understanding of white Americans who latch onto other cultures since white America has no culture of its own
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