Our military is literally causing it
Like I wouldn’t be fucking surprised if doing the math they just made climate change 10%+ worse just by destroying all this fucking oil infrastructure in just this most recent war, on top of the increased emissions from all the mobilization
Wouldn’t some of that be offset by less oil being burned due to the destruction of infrastructure though?
A lot of that oil is still being burned which is what happens when you light an oil field on fire
I should’ve thought about that, I was just looking for a possible silver lining
I also might be wrong idk if oil fields are actively burning
Climate change is making it difficult for us to do the atrocities we want, when and where we want them!
Social democracy is objectively the moderate wing of fascism.
She wants to be on the Harris ticket in 2028. Make America Mighty Again - MAMA!!!
I’m not smart enough to come up with a phrase whose acronym is AWOOGA so lets crowdsource this potential joke
American Women Optimizing Outcomes Greatly Again
American Women Offering Optimal Government Administration
Second
All Women Office Of A General Age
Idk I spent like 10 seconds on this.
That doesn’t sound like a campaign slogan tho
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“Ain’t winnin. Ooga.” (Optionally followed by the typically harder hitting elaboration, depending on the crowd - “Booga.”)
By their tactic, a double women ticket would require an yet unseen level of Reaganism for balance.
"We’re introducing a new position this time around, the people demand ChangeTM!
If President Donald Trump can do whatever he wants, well so can we, isn’t that right ladies? Yes, you heard me, I said ladies.
Introducing your new Vibe President, on our ticket and coming with us - girl power! Meet Clearly Evil, mother of 11, she grew up in Israel and served her great nation honorably (but only because she was legally required!). Clearly has such a commitment to…"
The Great Satan Wears Prada
Best line in the Elizabeth Warren beer catastrophe is, to her husband, “Thank you for being here. I’m glad you’re here” It’s their house, he’s supposed to be there!
Classico.
Wonder how many people workshopped that quip for her
“Goofy Elizabeth wants our handsome generals to do windmills and magnets and digital with the aircraft carriers folks! Not good!”
Lol. Priorities. Sure worry about military readiness when nobody is invading the US while everything else goes to shit.
Empire in decline only worry is sustaining its killing machine which made them an empire in the first place
If we don’t fight climate change it will be harder for us to extract more profits from our imperialized subjects. Same as those people who only care about climate change because of the projected increase in migration.
Pure Massachusetts Energy
New England must be returned to Olde England
We must maintain our fighting force’s maximum effectiveness in the war against the very basis of our existence
The mission
TBF, decent tack to throw at boomers. Attach the thing they should care about to the thing they do care about even if the thing they do care is bad.
I’d rather throw them in a pit along with some grenades
Big Structural Bailey was just military contractors in a big dog suit
Big Structural Bailey
I have 2 talents, one of them is remembering weird guys and the other is only getting 80% of it right when remembering the important facts surrounding the aforementioned weird guys
The indian lady!
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