I’m more of a [GRATUITOUS DARTH VADER IRON LUNG NOISES] kind of sleeper.
spoiler
Because of continuous positive airway pressuremogging
CPAP Club!
I do appreciate waking up feeling somewhat rested now
samesies. i’m a cpap evangelist. anytime someone makes reference to chronically poor sleep, i tell them to get sleep tested.
good, reliable sleep is life changing.
pictured: me in my airfit n30i
Honk-SKREESCHSXHDCHSCH (that’s the sound of my teeth grinding until my TMJ is dust)
mimimimi-meOW ฅ^>⩊<^ฅ
More like a sudden SNORK!!! HUH WHAT THE FUCK WHO’S THERE?!!.. Then fall back asleep instantly.
I snore, and the other night I was talking in my sleep and yelled and it woke me up like
I wish I could sleep when I want to
I prob need a CPAP
Honk-shoo is the People’s sleep, honk-mimimimimi are bourgeois scum!
I almost exclusively breathe in a waltz pattern
dammit now I’m doing it too
honk shoo shoo
CPAP cancels it all out
Honk shoo, apparently
My snores are classified as war crimes.
On my back: honk shoo
on my stomach: guttural moaning like I’m the kid in the Grudge
hoonk mimimimi sorta person, I think
My partner says i’m a honk mimimimimi
