Instead it was Nepo-Lion and he was severely under qualified but his dad was important in the world of big cats.
Also he’s a lion.
What if instead of Napoleon it was Neapolitan. And he was just dedicated to putting together ice cream into combinations of three flavors.
What if he got to the ice cream container before you did and only ate the middle flavor because he realized it was bon apart.
Which flavor is the middle flavor. If it’s strawberry he can have it.
ah, no wonder waterloo didnt work out for him. cats prefer litterboxes.
i think samson met one of those nepo lions
Didn’t Kat Mawx write about Nepo-Lion III? Fiwst as a Twagety, then as a Fawce.
What if instead of Napoleon it was a Napoleon, a classic French dessert consisting of three thin, crisp layers of puff pastry sandwiched with rich pastry cream and covered with powdered sugar.
Also, this is a recently unearthed historical video with Napoleon in it that everyone should see, IMO.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:






