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badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 17 days ago

In your lips you can only kiss... wait fuck. Umm your mirror has lips but only hang on hang on I'll get it. Kiss yourself in a mirror but only on the god fucking dammit. You can only kiss mirrors...

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In your lips you can only kiss... wait fuck. Umm your mirror has lips but only hang on hang on I'll get it. Kiss yourself in a mirror but only on the god fucking dammit. You can only kiss mirrors...

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badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 17 days ago

Where’s a science communicator when you need one? How am I meant to translate such a technical joke?

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Don’t worry, I’ve got you on this one:

“Your lips and your butthole both have tastebuds. They should kiss.”

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