DENVER—In an expression of overwhelming confidence in their innate animal magnetism, the majority of men who participated is a study published Friday by researchers at the University of Colorado stated that they could seduce a bear if their life depended on it. “Nearly 70% of male respondents claimed that if they encountered an aggressive grizzly […]

  • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name]@hexbear.netEnglish
    17·
    15 days ago

    I don’t think I could seduce a bear in like, a sexual way, but I DO think I could like, establish friendship with a bear. I could be one of those guys who’s friends with a bear for 23 years until it bites my skull into pieces either intentionally or on accident

    • CloutAtlas [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
      8·
      15 days ago

      I think I could be great friends with a panda. Imagine me squatting, having a cigarette next to the panda just eating some bamboo.

      Then several years later, I tragically die as the first confirmed human killed by a panda when it falls 7 meters out of a tree and lands directly on my head, killing me instantly.