sorry you might think you know a better cat but you don’t. this one’s special. Some libertarian dipshit asshole owns her I think but she basically lives on the street in the end of our little dead end road. She’s beautiful, just like, perfect little calico baby. And although she took a minute or two to warm up, once she knows you literally all she wants in the world is to be petted and loved on and talked at. And she mews the whole time. a little sweet “mewuh!” chirrup, over and over. the whole time I rub up on her I’m like “yeah? yeah? that’s how your day went? tell me about it??? sounds rough?” and she’s just like mew mew mew the whole time. And every time you pet her, her little feets clench, so you know she thinks it’s good 👌
the best part is that now that I’m her best friend in life, if she’s outside and I go outside and I’m like “tstststss [cat summoning noises]” she comes! and omg tonight she came bounding through the neighbor’s grass like she was running for her life
we have two other cats and I’m so glad they can’t read
I bet your cat stinks.
My cat on the other hand is awesome and rad
She’s not my cat though she belongs to some dipshit with a dont tread on me flag covering his firewood shed. But can a person really say they own a cat they make live outside when it’s 100°F? Idk
Edit: you are right though on that one of my cats is v stinky
MY CAT RULES
YOUR CAT DROOLS
You should start bringing her inside and giving her tasty treats so she changes owners.
Ive thought about it but i don’t want this dude calling the cops about his cat :(
That’s the great thing, the cat makes the decision. Knew someone whose cat moved down the street and he eventually figured out where it went “Hey that’s our cat” the cat had already dumped him like a bad habit and immediately went back to the other peoples house and he gave up.
If it weren’t some libertarian dipshit maybe but i could see some legal repercussions if he alleged we stole her and he has proof of vet visits and stuff. property owner supporting ass legal system
I haven’t met the guy so maybe i’m taking his “i’m a dipshit” beacons too seriously. But idk. Ive thought about approaching him like he’s ferengi and offer to buy her
I would like to purchase your feeeeline.
Sounds like a good friend
SHE’S SO NICE! Last night my partner went out to see if she was out there and she didn’t respond to them tststsing. But then i did it and after a second she came GALLOPING through the grass up to our porch 😌😌😌😌 she usually does a dainty little run down a driveway and then up a road to avoid the grass, lol
That does sound like a good cat! But my boy Spooky has two different colored eyes and routinely brings home little pieces of scrap metal and shiny plastic that he finds and leaves them on the porch for us like gifts because he knows we don’t want dead animals. He pays attention to what we like and don’t like and he thinks about us while he’s out and about, it’s so sweet I’ll start crying if I think about it too hard. At the very least it’s a tie for first place.
