sorry you might think you know a better cat but you don’t. this one’s special. Some libertarian dipshit asshole owns her I think but she basically lives on the street in the end of our little dead end road. She’s beautiful, just like, perfect little calico baby. And although she took a minute or two to warm up, once she knows you literally all she wants in the world is to be petted and loved on and talked at. And she mews the whole time. a little sweet “mewuh!” chirrup, over and over. the whole time I rub up on her I’m like “yeah? yeah? that’s how your day went? tell me about it??? sounds rough?” and she’s just like mew mew mew the whole time. And every time you pet her, her little feets clench, so you know she thinks it’s good 👌
the best part is that now that I’m her best friend in life, if she’s outside and I go outside and I’m like “tstststss [cat summoning noises]” she comes! and omg tonight she came bounding through the neighbor’s grass like she was running for her life
That’s the great thing, the cat makes the decision. Knew someone whose cat moved down the street and he eventually figured out where it went “Hey that’s our cat” the cat had already dumped him like a bad habit and immediately went back to the other peoples house and he gave up.
If it weren’t some libertarian dipshit maybe but i could see some legal repercussions if he alleged we stole her and he has proof of vet visits and stuff. property owner supporting ass legal system
I haven’t met the guy so maybe i’m taking his “i’m a dipshit” beacons too seriously. But idk. Ive thought about approaching him like he’s ferengi and offer to buy her