My cat (no pic cause he is famous) My cat is the best cat ever. He is smart and strong and he could beat your cat 1v1 in a fight. He can also do a kickflip and and he can run really fast and jump really high. He is also the best looking cat.
Sorry but I wont share my cat pics with you even if you asked.
EDIT . OK I will share his name. He is called Shadow cause he is a cool and smooth operator
My cat is cooler because she doesn’t do any of that shit and all she wants to do is snuggle and purr and lick you. And yes I mean you, literally anyone. Anyone walks in the house and she’s like oh wow a new person to snuggle and a new face to lick I love this. She is the most snuggly precious creature on earth. She can’t kick anyone’s ass but she doesn’t need to because nothing in the world would ever want to hurt her.
My cat smokes cigars and has a podcast about mens rights.
My cat would even snuggle your incel cat. She’s just that precious
what if our cats kissed…haha jk. unless
She would do that she loves to lick
…spay/neuter your pets folks
My cat would win cos she has a gun and knows how to use it
Oh yeah ? My cat has 2 guns and can teleport
I saw a poster for a missing cat and then right after saw a cat with its exact markings so I thought to myself “Kismet, I get to do a good deed today”. I took some pictures on my phone and approached it, but it ran off to a place i couldnt follow. So I texted the number with the picture and they said “Yeah thats a local cat that looks exactly like ours but it isn’t. Thanks for trying though”. And darn, I almost thought i did something good.
despite it not being the one they are looking for, the fact that you took time of your own volition says a lot. If more of us took the time to text a stranger’s number because they thought they saw someone’s missing pet, we’d be a lot better off collectively. Dont feel bad for it being the wrong pet, though i completely understand why. Feel good for having taken a second to try.
oh we’re throwing down its on
oh fuck you, no, no no no
I bet you feel real dumb rn
*blocks ur path*
my cat’s dad can kick your cat’s dads ass. Im telling.
My cats dad died during WW2
I need to see him!
Sorry you are not cool enough to look at my cat :^)
He is really the coolest cat after all and if I shared pics of him people would wanna take him away from me.
Fine
ok I can share an artisitic rendition so you can imagine how cool my cat is
(NO AI USE)I’m getting the picture!
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