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Alright, I’m going to launch explosives around your house. For several hours. Yes it is dangerous and terrible for wildlife and the environment. And yes your pets will get sick from eating the debris and you will feel terrorized inside your own home.

No you can’t opt out of it. Everyone is doing it and frankly it’s weird that you don’t want to.

No you can’t be the one launching the explosives you need a license for that. You can however launch these marginally smaller ones though. Yeah just whenever you want. 2am sounds great.

So anyway, fireworks were a mistake and it’s never too early to start reminding you of that.

  • アイス@lemmy.zip
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    7 hours ago

    Counterpoint

    Playing with fire and blowing things up is fun if done responsibly. Really, given the kinds of annoyances that are legal year-round (drunkards, loud exhausts, barking dogs, late-night parties, yelling loudly etc.), it really isn’t that bad to have fire & explosions once per year for like… two hours. (Reiterating, responsibly)

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      1 hour ago

      I don’t know about The North Americas, but in AU all of those things you listed are illegal here. Except the loud exhaust. You have to really piss someone off to get reported, but if your dog barks every night you’ll get a knock on the door with a mandatory dog training leaflet. Disruptive parties at night are tolerated occasionally by neighbours, but if it happens every Friday for 6 hours you might get told to turn it down by police. Same with belligerent or disorderly behaviour. I think the law is don’t wake people up between 7pm–7am mon–sat. But also the police here won’t attack you, so it’s more annoying than dangerous for the recipient.

      Do you guys have noise disruption laws like this? Genuinely curious.

    • modus@lemmy.world
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      4 hours ago

      Agreed, but it is interesting to hear about its impact on the environment. Obviously it spooks pets and livestock. But what is it doing to the local flora and fauna? In some situations it probably kills birds through constant stress. And what about trees that are normally used to peace and quiet? They’re probably deaf now.

    • starman2112@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      6 hours ago

      Oh honey. You think it’s for 2 hours? It’s roughly once an hour from the middle of June to the middle of July

      • hereiamagain@sh.itjust.works
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        5 hours ago

        Where do you live? That’s excessive.

        Worst I’ve seen in rural Michigan, is occasional fireworks the week before and after the 4th.

        Now that I’m in the suburbs? Maybe a day before and after. Eh, could be worse.

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          4 hours ago

          fr, oh to live such a privileged life that the worst noise pollution you have to deal with is fireworks a couple of times per year.

      • アイス@lemmy.zip
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        6 hours ago

        Well, that’s how it is in my country, and mostly respected outside no-go zones :)

        Slightly different per municipality, but in general it’s permitted 23-01 around the new year. Outside that, you need to apply to the police for permission.

    • blargh513@sh.itjust.works
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      4 hours ago

      I love fireworks! I like going to the big displays, I like hearing neighbors setting them off in the distance. It reminds us that even thought things kinda suck now, we can still have some fun.

      This country has turned so rigid, it is so disappointing. No loud music, no firewoeks, no dance clubs, no outward displays of anything. Just go home buy stuff online and watch your screens quietly.