everything is a damn mystical without a shred of proofreading or fact checking so you get hallucinations that reinforce themselves from the web crawlers reading their own work.
yes, the humble goose produces 3 tons of waste per day. salute to the goose in its quest to pollute the earth And finally rid itself of the human menace.
Think aboutbhow many molecules there are in a poop. It only takes one to spoil a lake
I hated the defaulting to using the LLM in search so I use filters to disable them
A goose produces around 2 pounds a day
I was just watching a video about war history AI slop YouTube channels, and how this one particular inaccurate statistic (that nazi soldiers that manned the anti-aircraft flak artillery had an 80% fatality rate) has propagated within this sphere of slop channels. Not just that there’s inaccuracy, but trying to figure out where the claim came from is practically impossible because the search and AI algorithms just end up pointing at one of the myriad of slop videos as the “citation.” Is it from some obscure source? Is it an AI misinterpreting a statistic? Was it a rando pulling a number out of his ass on some WWII history message board? Is it a pure digital hallucination? Who knows!
man, after the butlerian jihad we’re gonna have to figure out everything from scratch again just to be sure there’s no contamination in the data huh?
Even before AI the data was hopelessly out of sync, the replication crisis was already a global emergency, but now data accuracy and reproducibility are stuck under apocalyptic conditions
I saw this observation that we’ll eventually see pre-2023 sources the way we see pre-WWII steel.
it’s already the only way to be sure.
Stalin’s giant spoon feeding grain to his giant geese
The flooding of the internet with LLM garbage makes me wonder whether certain legacy approaches that focus on information provenance will return (and charge you for the privilege). If you wanted a host of general information for the last 100 years you’d go read a book or encyclopedia. Obviously these were full of bullshit of their own bias as well, but someone somewhere had to try to compile facts from modestly reliable sources.
Let’s say you do actually want to learn about geese. Where do you go? Most search results are garbage. Wikipedia might be okay but will be limited in its information. You could go find some university nerd’s thesis or a professor emeritus that wrote a book (both cost money).
And given how LLMs ape writing, the presentational and translational part of the labor (even if full of lies), how do you actually guarantee provenance of information and accuracy? If you buy an anti-LLM encyclopedia in 2030 how do you know they didn’t just use an LLM to write most of it, so long as an editor made sure it didn’t look too obviously wrong. The solution seems to be a collective academic effort with critique, but since it hasn’t already happened I question what forces would change to make it happen in the future.
I have been thinking that directories like yahoo ought to make a comeback.
A return to that era when you had to actually host your website and it went offline when you turned your computer off would be great.
I’m tired of other people’s computers.
The dark side of the
DUCK DUCK GOOSE
Well maybe there’s a goose that shits a lot and you just made him feel bad, did you ever think about that? Smart guy?
Poopy Patrick, the prized goose who famously produces a blue whale’s weight in feces every day, is an outlier and should not have been counted.
You will show respect for Poopy Patrick
What llm is this and what did you type
This is what google says. Im not a Goose Guy but those numbers are all plausible to me
we didn’t know how good we had it in the days of cracked.com listicles
GoldenGarbage Goose
gettin mystical on my listicle
I believe it
