No JD you have to show her one of charlie kirks possessions mixed into a line up with a bunch of other stuff. Only by picking his thing, being born at the right time, AND having a comically small face can we prove she is the Charlie Lama.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Charlie Kirk faked his own death so that his wife could lure Vance somewhere private where Charlie then jumped him and stole his clothes and identity. That guy who tried to break into Vance’s house was literally just Vance himself trying to take his life back from Kirk. The current JD Vance is Charlie Kirk in disguise, while the real Vance is locked up somewhere Man in the Iron Mask style.
None of their paymasters or associates noticed because literally no one alive gives the slightest shit about either of those absolute dorks.
Damn now that you mention it that round bearded face could easily be faked with prosthetics
and Charlie Kirk’s face is uniquely small enough to fit into such prosthetics, otherwise the cost would go beyond the budget of even state actors
Hey babe, Kirk just died. Wanna fuck?
the suggestions murmured around the world
i expected some kind of couch-human centaur. your basic abomination violating the laws of god and man.
charlie couch
Wait, is Usha a surrogate mother for Erika Kirk?
That or he got so horny watching him die.
Either way, WTF?
…you didn’t?
Previously in Hell…
“You’re going back up.”
“What’s your game, Satan?”
“I toldja. You’re goin’ back up. Reincarnation.”
Annoyed: “I’ll have you know re-in-car-na-tion is not the Bible.”
“You actually think I gotta follow that book? You big dummy. Have fun! Heh.”
I’m in a tunnel? It’s disgusting in here! Yuck! I don’t know what game this is - but you will not win - Satan! You hear me! You will not! God will— What a disgusting sound. At least I’m out of the nasty tunnel. Is this still hell? Why am I floating around? I feel sick and there’s all kinds of noise and the light is blinding. And… I can’t breathe! I can’t breathe! I can’t breathe! I can’t—
His body is moved and he wants to vomit but he can’t figure out how. Something hits back a couple times. There’s an ungodly screaming.
Who is screaming? What is— I’m screaming. What the hell? I mean - gosh darn it. I know that voice. I know that voice… It’s JD! JD! JD! Fuck you - Satan. I’m back on earth! I win I win I win. But… why are my feet not on the ground? Why is everything a blur? I can’t see much of anything. Why can’t I talk? All I can do is scream. Why does it smell like a hospital here? Oh my God. It can’t be. It can’t. It can’t. It can’t - no no no no no no no no no.
I wanna go back. Satan take me back. This is wrong! It’s awful! Take me back! I’m a brown baby!
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Israeli cum collectors but it’s for the eternal soul.
Is this how Catholic Soul Trap works? I’m learning new things about Vatican magika.
I always imagined JD Vance having a The People Under The Stairs scenario going on with his kids
Conservatives succesfully reached necromancy skill with Mitch / Lindsey case and now are trying deeper necro spells.
This was inevitable and there is no need to fear, guardians. We have Kim by ourside and no conservative could even qualify as his aprendice.
Such a weird dude.
Eh we were laughing and they were legit happy thinking what would be able to do, so rawdogging is an obvious side effect
