If you hadn’t posted it, I was going to.
“If a PIECE will fascinate her…”
I’m not a woman, but I will admit that giving me cheese gets you my full attention, if not outright devotion.
Steam the what? STEAM THE WHAT?!
Steam the hams, obviously.
It is forbidden knowledge. Ask about it no more!
Does it have to be name brand rue, or can I use the generic store brand?
What happens when you get her to your room and she says “Is that my shoe?”
If she doesn’t want him I’ll take him, cheese is one of the ways to my heart.
Chocolate+red wine for breakups and periods
The wine goes in the sauce, and you can grate the chocolate for a topping
Or you can just enjoy the mac & cheese, chocolate, and wine separately, like a non-psycho!
Do you also eat you bread and hunk of meat separate, you medieval peasant?
Or, and I’m just spitballing here, a dash of mustard and paprike with a buttery crumb topping. Which would be complimentary to macaroni and cheese and not make your mouth scream in agony at the fact that you are eating three things that do not in any way shape or form go together in one dish.
Then maybe give them the wine and chocolate as a dessert.
Optionally for periods the wine can be white since you get free red dye
Uh. That’s enough internet for me today.
Yay, migraines!
He’s got the right idea honestly.
Cheese is expensive af. And tasty!
Add jam or dulce de leche and the combo becomes a thing of dreams 🤤
Add a piece of dark chocolate with chili pepper, everyone looks at you funny when you suggest it, but it’s always the combo they make for themselves afterwards.
Guava jam, salami and provolone also go fantastic together. They hit the stomach like a bomb the first time, but it’s easy to get used to too.
Not if you’re a farmer who’s making it. No fake inflationary markup.
If he made it himself, it’s a rather thoughtful and personal gift! I’m cheering for cheese man
Does your sister live in Stardew Valley?
Legendary lineup i just got
I showed my wife this. Asked her what if I gifted her a wheel of cheese for our anniversary.
She said she would remarry me. But it would depend on the kind of cheese.
An aged cheese the age of your anniversary would be a cool gift. But it would get very expensive very fast
When I worked in telecom, suppkier would always send candy or other crap by Christmas time. One supplier sent me a wheel if cheddar. Still remember this 15 years later. But I’ve forgotten every other supplier
He’s a keeper!
I would 100% prefer getting potatoes and/or cheese instead of flowers. I don’t like getting flowers.
It’s like 3 minutes if “aww they’re so pretty” and then a week or two of watching them die
I’d be ok with a flowering plant, something I can put in a pot or the garden and it’ll live.
How about these flowers?
Damn thats not a cheap wheel of cheese. Date #2 on the table… next to the cheese
Yeah flowers can be like 8-30€. That wheel of cheese is worth a whole fortune. A kg of really cheap cheese already goes for like 10€/kg.
I’m a guy, and I generally go commando, but lemme tell you, panties would materialize on me just so they could drop
He can afford to feed her. Clearly a catch.
…people always like to forget, how much in love relies on instinct.
I plant the potatoes and wait until they flower out of spite.
(well, more accurately, because I have a small farm, but still some spite).
Reminds me of that high dude who bought 40 pounds of parmesan because it was mistakenly labeled as dirt cheap.
Reminds me of a guy who ordered pizza to the pub but didn’t want to make the landlord cross so he got enough for everyone. I had three slices and some of his weed.
And just like that… late stage capitalist society winds back at hunter/gatherer tribal norms.
How did he hunter/gather a cheese wheel?
Haven’t you seen the traditional British reenactment of a bronze age cheese hunt?
It’s glorious! https://youtube.com/shorts/aX5T5tm6ulU?is=-83owTgwFYaO92jj
What kind of question is this? Have you never played Skyrim?
