• Blue Parenti is from Texas and has a southern drawl. He never went to college because that shit is woke. He writes self help and get rich quick books with scantily clad women on the covers, which has made him a millionaire. He lives in a mansion in the West Bank on top of the ruins of a Palestinian settlement. His favorite economist is Thomas Sowell. Once, Christopher Hitchens challenged him to a debate but he declined on account of agreeing with Hitchens on basically everything. When he met George W Bush, Blue Parenti congratulated him, shook his hand, knelt down and blew him right there on the spot.