Lemmy.one
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
FourteenEyes [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days ago

Evil Parenti be like "the third world is poor, they're underdeveloped, not overexploited"

hexbear.net

message-square
14
fedilink
66

Evil Parenti be like "the third world is poor, they're underdeveloped, not overexploited"

hexbear.net

FourteenEyes [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days ago
message-square
14
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or # to comment.
  • AssortedBiscuits [they/them]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    26
    ·
    2 days ago

    Evil Parenti’s microphone always works.

  • WokePalpatine [he/him]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    22
    ·
    edit-2
    2 days ago


    “The third world isn’t poor, but they deserve to be. They need to be exploited further.”

  • Red_Shift [comrade/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    13
    ·
    2 days ago

    Blue Parenti is from Texas and has a southern drawl. He never went to college because that shit is woke. He writes self help and get rich quick books with scantily clad women on the covers, which has made him a millionaire. He lives in a mansion in the West Bank on top of the ruins of a Palestinian settlement. His favorite economist is Thomas Sowell. Once, Christopher Hitchens challenged him to a debate but he declined on account of agreeing with Hitchens on basically everything. When he met George W Bush, Blue Parenti congratulated him, shook his hand, knelt down and blew him right there on the spot.

    • AssortedBiscuits [they/them]@hexbear.net
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      2 days ago

      Blue Parenti inexplicitly hates Italian Americans. He sounds like a used car salesman. He tried suing Chomsky over the title of his get rich quick book Manufacturing Consent a book on how to close deals.

      • NinjaGinga [he/him]@hexbear.net
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        5
        ·
        2 days ago

        inexplicitly hates Italian Americans

        Extremely Critical Support

  • Damarcusart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    7
    ·
    2 days ago

    Evil Parenti is still best friends with Bernie Sanders.

  • EmmiLime [none/use name]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    8
    ·
    2 days ago

    Michael Parenti but you have RGB knobs to customize your own Parenti.

    • FourteenEyes [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      2 days ago

      Limited edition holographic Parenti (1983 misprint mint in box)

  • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    7
    ·
    2 days ago

    The coup d’etat that feeds me children is the coup that gets my support

  • curmudgeonthefrog [he/him]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    2 days ago

    Par-anti

  • chgxvjh [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    4
    ·
    2 days ago

    That’s not fair to Guy Fieri

  • Ildsaye [they/them]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    2 days ago

    vote blue Parenti no matter who Parenti

    • AssortedBiscuits [they/them]@hexbear.net
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      2 days ago

      Blue Parenti is a Berniebro who voted for Trump in the general election while Red Parenti is a Jeb! supporter who also voted for Trump in the general.

  • 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    2 days ago

    Blue Man Group Understudy Parenti

badposting@hexbear.net

badposting@hexbear.net

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !badposting@hexbear.net

badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who’s been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase “GOOD post” followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people’s bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you’re struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get better worse material bozo

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 170 users / day
  • 509 users / week
  • 936 users / month
  • 1.82K users / 6 months
  • 2 local subscribers
  • 833 subscribers
  • 8.47K Posts
  • 45.2K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • TomboyShulk [she/her]@hexbear.net
  • WhyEssEff [she/her]@hexbear.net
  • gaycomputeruser [she/her]@hexbear.net
  • CoolerOpposide [she/her]@hexbear.net
  • oscardejarjayes [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
  • Hestia [she/her, fae/faer]@hexbear.net
  • Acute_Engles [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
  • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
  • BE: 0.19.7
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org