Do you have any weird abilities you never trained or learned? I don’t mean like superpowers, I mean more mundane things like how some people can remember long strings of numbers or how some people have perfect pitch. I bet some of y’all can fart on command.

I can attest that I have a 100% success rate in determining if a person is evil within seconds of meeting them. I don’t know what that’s called but it’s like the thing Bruce Willis does in Unbreakable. I’ve successfully identified people I’ve thought were going to be murderers several times and I was correct. I’ve been able to identify racists, a guy who neglected his kids, and I was the only person in my entire family to get weird feelings about one of my uncles. He ended up getting convicted of fraud because he was stealing life insurance payouts at his insurance job. I just go off vibes and maybe I’m ignoring all the false positives I get but anecdotally I’ve always been correct about my weird feelings, and I often detect evil in people who are otherwise well-liked among others before they do the evil thing. I just feel it even when there’s no noteworthy evidence I dunno.

So can y’all do anything cool?

  • NPa [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    22 hours ago

    I used to be able to wriggle both my ears individually, but then at some point I could only do the right ear and now I can only do the left ear for some reason puzzled

    Also I can very accurately gauge the weight and volume of any given item, liquid, solid, dry, irregular, whatever. Very good skill to have as a chef! I can tell you exactly which size container to put leftovers in.

    Also I can roll a cigarette perfectly even in the rain, with sweaty hands, on heroic doses of hallucinogens, in any circumstance you will get a very decent smoke in less than 20 seconds if you ask for it.