Jesus was walking in the garden and one of the Pharisees said “O Rabbi, you say god is good yet god made poop.” Jesus dismounted his velociraptor and said “To the dung beetle, poop is good.” The Pharisees turned into stone or fire or whatever.
What else are we supposed to do with solid waste? Sweat it out of our pours? That sounds way grosser.
Still poop but it comes out way cleaner and you don’t even have to wipe
Just let us breathe it out like we do with carbon
Some people have a bag attached to their belly. Not sure if that’s a preferable alternative.
My grandpa had that. He seemed okay with it.
If we’re made in gods image it means god poops which means whoever made god thought it was cosmically funny
Do you think God can drop a dookie so stank even He can’t clean up in one wipe? Or is it heretical to even assume God doesn’t use a bidet?
God has ibs and does not wash
If you are smart enough to live in a house, that’s the same way you’d be being ravenous.
Pooping if it was actually designed intelligently:
I mean, god doesn’t exist but buttholes and shit isnt the thing that’s gonna clinch it for us.
You sure? Buttholes are great at clinching.
Isn’t that why he sent his one and only son, Jesus, to tell us all to have a high fibre diet and drink more water?
Though it’s been decades since I was in Sunday school.
Everyone forgets that the loaves used during the whole “loaves and fishes” scenario were jam packed with stone cut oats and whole grains.
Also fish because it’s less inflammatory on the GIT system than red meat.
Maybe this is what “Man cannot live on bread alone” was all about
Don’t forget not eating things you’re intolerant too
Well, out the front of the face was tried, but they kept getting sick.
I can’t think of a more efficient way to get rid of waste than releasing a daily brown log from our backsides.
For me its more like brown water 3 times a day
That sounds slightly less efficient
This is why he makes himself a child-touch with a modern-time low self-esteem
Sorry ChatPPB, this one’s a missGood.
Lmao
You scare me sometimes
I think it’s weird how it’s such a dumb premise that he’s quite completely incapable of thinking and will be won. But like, the gist of it is he has that’s why I don’t know much about it.
Please stop
That’s what I’ve heard about it, that’s just not to say it’s it and not really
No, it’s physical proof of our original sin. You think Adam and Eve were pooping before they got that apple?
What were their buttholes for
What, would you rather we were single-chamber filter feeders?
Yes
That’s like if you had your cloaca in your mouth. It’d smell like farts all the time.
Don’t threaten me with a good time
What’s the alternative, not pooping and just filling up like a baloon.
Cubes.
Not needing to eat, so we don’t need a digestive tract, and therefore no poop
I recall some old reddit thread where somebody actually did that. Nuked their gut biome and switched to a liquid diet. No more poop.
Well I meant like not needing to eat anything (including drinking) in general.
Earlier organisms pooped out the same hole they ate with.
Now we have two separate holes.
But nothing has evolved the third digestive hole yet.
I have
Funny, I don’t recall pissing out my arse
Go to any Wendy’s
Stop calling my cats.
That’s not part of the digestive system.
Don’t judge other dieties fetishes!
