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Florist [none/use name]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years ago

If only this were true, lmao

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If only this were true, lmao

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Florist [none/use name]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years ago
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https://twitter.com/theblaze/status/1701349643664175196

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  • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    “Comrade, I disagree with your interpretation of paragraph 2, page 874 of Kapital”

    “then it’s time to die, reactionary” xi-gun

  • Florist [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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    But I guess to be fair, the Left also overestimates how united the Right is

    • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Their obscene financial backing makes up for it though.

      • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]@hexbear.net
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        I donated $50 to keep this site running once and no one thanked me for my “obscene financial backing”

        • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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          It’s the amount that makes it obscene not the naughty messages you send the admins. But thank you for helping to keep the site up. heart-sickle

        • NoYouLogOff [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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          Thank you for your service

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      deleted by creator

    • ChapoKrautHaus [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      Gee, it’s almost as if we’re a totally atomized society, like, maybe… pringles in a can, that’s a great metaphor I just came up with!

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    I’ve seen it phrased “The left is into collectivism and are easily unified!”, a hypothesis trivially defeated by observing any big tent left space for a yoctosecond.

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    We all know what the most important part of being a communist is tequila-sunset

    • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      rad as fuck facial hair

      • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]@hexbear.net
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        marx blushing-engels kropotkin-big lenin-pensive stalin-heart

        this is one of my biggest criticism of the Chinese communists, for all of their preeminent leaders are completely lacking in facial hair

        xi-peel where is you guys’s fuckin facial hair???

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          xi-beard

        • sawne128 [he/him]@hexbear.net
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          Dong Biwu was technically the leader of China from 1972 to 1975.

          • Catradora_Stalinism [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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            there it is

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      • MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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        de-electrochemistry WE CAN FIX THAT, THOUGH

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  • ReadFanon [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    Let’s make it true

    • Civility [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      ❤️

    • ProxyTheAwesome [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      We say this, then let in a tiny trickle of people and they are all giga-libs spouting vaush and nato talking points, and close the spigot again

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        Those people have highly curated ideologies sustained by internet communities so idk how well they represent the world (outside idk, universities?)

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          no, it’s about 65% of what you find on english speaking internet. Believing that chauvinist “leftists” aren’t the overwhelmingly majority of western leftists is self-delusion IMO.

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    I wish I was the monster you think I am

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    Wow this dude would be really dangerous if he had an audience, it’s lucky he’s just some nobody on twitter

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    sicko-wistful

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    I didn’t know that! Now that I do - I’m going to share InevitableSwing’s Leftist Manifesto. I haven’t written it yet so be patient please. It may take a while but I’ll get there. ~1/1,000

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    CW: Self harm!

    Does anyone have that communist edit of a long stand up sketch, with the one leftist trying to convince the other not kill themselves, which ends in “die, liberal!”? Thanks in advance.

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      Nah all I can find is the original Emo Philips version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANNX_XiuA78

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        Thanks!

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    The Right is so upset that they’re not actually going to be purged in a left-wing revolution. It destroys them inside, knowing they don’t get to martyr themselves in a blaze of glory. So they just die of Covid to trigger us instead.

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      Who said they won’t?

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    Every right wing sect is violent towards each other. Most leftists only argue with dialogue (and the exception makes the rule)

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    We get it Tucker, the left is invincible. Join or die. There is no chance to stand against the inevitable red tide that will sweep across the world, communism will prevail, and all your standard talking points…

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      communism-will-win

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