Whoopsy-daisy! We had a fucky-wucky and lost a $100 million war toy! We’re a smol bean, can we get some help finding it pwease? uwu
Also, in unrelated news, the average time on a wait list in the US for rental assistance is 2.5 years, and 582,000 Americans are experiencing homelessness.
In more unrelated news, the average wait time for a new patient to see a fucking doctor is 26 days.
So much for that wait time argument against socialized medicine.
follow the smoke
To the riff-filled land, right?
…To the riff-filled land, right?!
It’s probably just hidden in the last place they’d ever look: Inside an Ethics textbook.
Of course they can’t find it, it’s a stealth plane
This just raises further questions!!
It had a secret affair with a Chinese spy balloon. Modern day Romeo and Juliet.
Concerning
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it’s yours. If not, it was never meant to be.
If the F-35 loved you back, it’d fly back home to base.
It activated stealth mode and manually reduced its RADAR profile into that of a 2D object
VTOL (vertical take off and landing) is still so clumsy, if the US actually had access to Alien tech, you’d think they can have some sort of anti-gravity device. The whole UFO thing by the Government is a big psyop.
