Yeah that barista looked at you weird because they think milk is murder, totally not because they were thinking “Why is someone over the age of 10 asking for a cup of milk?”
yea atleast make it choccy milk wtf
I could tell she was offended from the way she said “you want that I’m a sippy cup you fucking dork?”
i don’t even think it’s necessarily inherent to the act of drinking milk, i think it’s because he went to a cafe and ordered nothing but milk. you could have just gone to the store and bought a fucking gallon there, why are you at the cafe?
The funniest part here is that it looks like he is your typical millennial - drinking at an overpriced cafe, cutesie snarky stickers on the macbook, using said macbook at said cafe - but instead of being a liberal he’s a conservative. I want to believe it’s a bit
do they think milk is based now? conservative grievances just keep getting weirder
Milk is from COWS. The GLOBALISTS are trying to TAKE AWAY our sacred freedom by regulating COW FARTS!. I OWNED that COMMUNIST bar-IS-TA by ording a whole glass of COW MILK.
Regulate that COWMMIES!Regulate that COWMMIES!
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Noid cow
I think it’s part of a white supremacist belief about lactose intolerance being a sign of genetic inferiority. There’s been a few instances of groups of these dorks chugging milk in public as some sort of prideful act.
Someone needs to inform this nerd that using the wrong accent mark over the “e” in café was a… Grave mistake.
A gravè mistaké
Nice
Ordered some whole CUM at the cafe today.
Barista looked at me like I was a murderer, they just don’t understand what CUM ACTUALLY is.
Go CUM 💦
I have drinked cummy before… Why would someone want a glass of cummy.? Cummy needs to be savored… Too much cummy at once will make body sick, taste is too strong.! Be careful, people… take care…peace…
Once you add even more, it loops back around to being good again because you’ve completely overpowered your senses.
Why order milk at a cafe, you can literally buy it at the store for like 3 bucks
Or you can buy a 12oz cup for $5!
I made this mistake once because my kid reaaaaally wanted a cup of milk when I grabbed a coffee on the go. Never again lol
oh what the fuck. i thought he just wanted whole milk in a latte or something but no, just a glass of milk? are you seven years old?
bros just enjoying milk
Going to Starbucks and ordering a venti milk for four times the price so the hot goth trans woman can give me a nasty look
me but im bad at flirting
to epicly own the blue haired barista.
even tho the barista prob had no idea it was ordered with a racist wink and just had a good laugh later abt the weirdo who ordered a cup of milk at starbucks
It’s cause he’s only drinks socially.
I had a buddy that discovered amaretto was absolutely delicious, and started drinking it straight at bars. I watched him tell the bartender “can I get an amaretto on ice” and she straight up said “what the fuck did you just order?!” and asked me if he was being for real. If you order a weird drink, you will get a weird response.
The “what milk ACTUALLY is” makes this dogwhistle way to noisy. He’s shit at this, may as well just say “I am a white supremacist” and stop being a fucking coward.
Heheheh, “cow”-ard, it’s funny because milk is… yeah.
I thought that was a reference to it being
”REAL milk with REAL cow pus, not WOKE plant milk!”It’s still probably a dogwhistle.
The funny thing is, no one drinks straight up plant milk Coconut milk is for curry, Cashew milk is to make vegan butter/cheese, and almond/oat milk is your choice for baking and coffee respectively. A whopping ZERO is for drinking unless you count coconut water + some of the meat.
Soy milk
Cows milk is literally for baby herbivores
I only drink wolf milk.
googling ‘what is baking’ real quick
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Retvrn
This was a thing??
Yeah. It was one of those things where the right wingers astroturfed their own hate symbol by claiming that leftists were already calling them racist for it. Something along the lines of, “the left hates milk because it’s white” becoming the catalyst for Nazis having glasses of milk in their name on Twitter.
If I know anything about CHUDs, some of these guys had a full on meltdown when they were asked if they wanted to have their coffee black.
It actually had something to do with lactose intolerance being more common in non-white people iirc
Slightly funnier
i miss the gritty memes ngl
Paying 1% the GDP of a small country for a pint of milk, to own the libs
How does this trackpad work with a giant sticker on it?
capacitive touch is neat stuff, same way your phone screen works with a protector on it
He put the wrong accent on café
He put an accent grave instead of the accent aigu!
A grave mistake
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D’accord, mon petit wesh…
They looked at you like you are insane because you ordered milk at a cafe lmao
paying four dollars for a glass of milk to own the libs
Even other CHUDs would look at him funny. I have never seen any adults order milk at cafes or restaurants, and I live in a very red area.
Come to think of it, if I ordered a glass of oat milk, I would also be looked at funny.
I’m always gonna remember stopping at a gas station on a hot day and buying an ice cream bar and a bottle of milk, and the Cashier told me how good I was at shopping because I made such a good choice of purchase.
Cashier is a shill for thr dairy industry
Ngl that does sound good
Even funnier in context. Cw he’s a transphobe
“I was on a date too” and proceeds to post one of the loneliest photos ever
It’s like those photos lonely Japanese people were taking of their Love Plus DS game on a “date”, but he has a picture of himself on a laptop.
At least those people weren’t ordering milk on their pretend date
