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Maven (famous)@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Well?? Does it??

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    I love how every commenter has a different answer to the question

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      I think “Only half the time.” is actually the correct answer here.

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        No clearly the answer is “kinda” it justifies everything.

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      And every single one of those is accurate

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      The answer has a spread wider than those cheeks are going to be.

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      It has happened again

      Meta.

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      We need polls

  • Gnome Kat@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    not really but also kinda? it feels like getting your ass fucked i dunno what you wanna hear…

    prob more detail than you want so spoiler

    it’s like asking if cumming and peeing feel the same, they are distinctly different but kinda similarish in that fluid is being moved…

    pooping is like just a bodily function, you push and things fall out… wipe and flush and move on… not much emotion other than relief.

    Getting ass fucked is completely different, it’s like having one of your most intimate areas opened up and penetrated in a way that simultaneously feels taboo but amazing at the same time. You aren’t pushing you are relaxing and there is a thing inside you hitting parts you didn’t even know you had. Your ass being stretched and held open, if you are properly relaxed it feels amazing, if you are nervous and clenching then it can be painful for both parties. If you have a prostate then getting that hit will force prostate fluid out and you won’t really cum but just sorta start leaking fluid, it’s wild. The term for this is prostate milking…

    Over all there is just a whole host of sensations and emotions involved in proper anal such that describing it as reverse pooping is not really accurate. Are there overlaps? Yes, but it’s still a very unique experience.

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      Damn nigga it was just a meme

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        WAS. Was just a meme. Now it’s a shared experience.

        • Gnome Kat@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          I said prob more detail than ya want… I tried to warn you, if you clicked then you wanted to know

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            Idk about him, but spoiler tags aren’t working for me on eternity.

            That said, tl;dr.

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              Yeah I just >!tested it!< and you can’t have one “>! !<” for all the paragraphs. You need a set for each one.

              ! >!Like This Example!< !<

              And…

              !Not Like

              This!<

          • ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world
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            no idea about “clicked”, but we all wanted to know.

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    Only half the time.

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      Exactly - it’s more clear looking at it the other way around: shitting doesn’t feel like reverse anal.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    Kinda? It’s not exactly like that, but close enough. You can always stick something up there and get a feel for it yourself, ya know.

    Edit: So I can’t stop thinking about this and had to come back to this post: Does it feel different for a woman? Like, they don’t have prostates, so would anal not feel as good? Or is the G-spot/skenes (whatever that raspberry feeling chunk of nerves inside the vagina is called) situated such that it’s more or less the same? 🤔

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      Friendly reminder to make sure whatever you’re sticking up there has a flared base so you don’t end up with an embarrassing A&E visit.

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        I don’t care for the A&E channel, so hopefully they have something else when i arrive.

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        Or you could just find yourself freaking out at 7am with your arm up your ass all the way to the elbow trying to grab that cute heart shaped buttplug that was way too small and somehow just kept crawling further and further up your ass while praying that you won’t have to go to the ER. That’s cool too.

        • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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          Use a cucumber. That way if it’s gets stuck and you have to go to the ER, you can just be like “I must have forgotten to chew 🤷🏻‍♂️”

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            Or a banana because if you peeled it it would be just fine, and if you didn’t, you could just pull the peal out and then it would be totally fine.

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            My garden doesn’t grow any flared cucumbers, but I know a cucumber scientist/engineer (no, really) so I’ll get back to you in 3 to 5 generations.

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        Without a base… Without a trace… Thank you jjgo!

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          Getting August started early this year I see

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        Whatever. I saw a video of a guy sat on a mason jar one time and NOTHING BAD HAPPENED… Or that’s how I remember it anyway.

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          Ah, the edited version.

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            For when it’s on broadcast TV.

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          Fun fact I like to bring up every time I see this referenced: He started with coke bottles in his bathtub, he continues his glass in ass activities after he healed up, and his wife is very supportive. Read an interview with him back in the good ol’ days of bestgore yore.

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            Well now I want to read an interview with his wife. I think I actually have MORE questions for her than him.

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      I’m not opposed to the idea but it doesn’t seem like the kind of thing you can just try one time. Isn’t there some kind of preparation phase to be able to handle …“stuff”?

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        The three most important things, are

        1. A good wash, and optionally a little bit of douching (extra fancy guide) if you want to push it

        2. Lube. However much you think you need, more than that. Simple oils can work fine. Soap is horrible. Store bought water lube is best.

        3. Having fun, a relaxed exploratory afternoon 😊

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          For 2. spend the time and do a “spot” test similar to laundry detergents. Some lubes can be very irritating and burn (usually the really cheap ones). It can be somewhat confusing because both the physical stretch and substance irritation feel like a burning sensation.

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          I personally prefer silicone-based lube for back door play. Lasts a LOT longer, doesn’t get sticky (can get dry, but nowhere near as quickly as water-based, in which case, just apply more lube,) and the overall glide just feels better imo. Clean-up is a little bit more intensive. Just a light scrub with soap and warm water, instead of a quick rinse or wipe. Toy play is a good warm-up. Just make sure your toy is specifically compatible with silicone-based lube or else you risk major problems.

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            That’s cool, but it’s a pretty advanced recommendation (at least where I live, stores don’t stock it, so it’s a little bit more of an investment).

            Helping someone new to all this, by making it easy for them to start, is what I would have wanted to have someone do when I was starting out 😅

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        Pretend you’re in high school again and just use spit

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          We didn’t all play trombone graphy

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          Idk what you mean, in high school my spit jar was barely half full. Now I have enough saved up to do whatever I want, but only because I didn’t waste it early.

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        Do you need oreparation to poop? Your ass is stretchy.

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          I was convinced oreparation is a real word longer than I would admit.

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          I think the whole prepping is to avoid surprise pooping

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      An acquaintance of mine had his prostate removed due to cancer and he confirmed that butt sex no longer feels pleasurable. I imagine it’s the same for women.

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        So now the important question is: Does pooping feel different for men and women?

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    You can try it and find out.

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      Dm

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        R u a grill?

        If so, charcoal or propane?

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          Damn it Bobby. That boy ain’t right

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          Charcoal supremacy. Fuck of with that propane bullshit. That aint a real grill

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      Fuck around and find out

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      That’s my favorite line from White Lotus

      Edit: https://youtu.be/009Q5ml_Xdc?t=170s

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    If you’re a dude it’s gonna feel way better than that

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        It’s about the prostate, it’s got a similar number of nerve ending to a clitoris… For some reason

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          Isn’t it a bit of a homolog to the G-spot? Makes sense to me.

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            Is it a homolog or is it an ANALog?

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            Haha, the prostate is the homolog G-spot.

            I know I know, I’m immature. That was damn funny though.

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            Yeah, the place of most effective prostate stimulation inside ass is often referred to as “male G-spot”

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        Are you an NB anarchist or do you have a prostate? That’s the difference maker, rather than your gender

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    Only if you’re doing it wrong

    When he pulls out it definitely feels like you’re shitting the bed though

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      How do you avoid following through?

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        Make sure poop isn’t home before you play in their house.

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        yeah uh you just don’t have poop up there in the first place.

        as long as you don’t feel like you need to shit before you start it’s probably fine. or you can douche it out.

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          Thats my secret - I always need to shit

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    No

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      deleted by creator

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        Maybe?

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          Can you repeat the question

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            You’re not the boss of me, now

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              You’re not the boss of me, now

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                And you’re not so big

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                  Life is unfair

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    If anal feels like reverse shitting you need to eat more fiber

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      Eat jars full of lube. Two birds, one stone.

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        Ngl shitting with lubed ass is quite an experience

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          So is farting the day after you used coconut oil as lube.

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            Bet that smells nice

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        Now I can’t get the image of a pickle jar filled with lube out of my head

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    Kinda?

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    It absolutely does. At least the first time.

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    ))<>((

    https://youtu.be/KQoJo81lujk

    forever.

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    Yes

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    Occasionally

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    It’s sexy reverse shitting.

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