Of course the obvious solution to keep Trump safe would be to put him in a federal prison cell where he belongs
Cryo-capsule in space you say
A decaying orbit into the sun you say
He’s not worth the fuel cost :\
What if Musk pays. Call it a test run to send people to Mars.
Decaying orbit into Jupiter it is
Maybe one-way trip to Pluto instead?
Could we make it Uranus?
No thanks, but you’re welcome to put him in Uranus if you want.
We’ll find someone, I’m sure.
Musk can send him to Mars for safekeeping.
Only if they go together.
Mars is awful. Trump and Musk should definitely move there.
This is what people don’t get…with all the glorification of interplanetary travel, it’s easy to forget that it’s a lot easier to build and survive in a base at the south pole than it would be on Mars. At least you can open a door at the pole and not immediately die.
Exactly! Mars is coated with toxic perchlorates on top of being colder, dryer, more remote, and with higher radiation than Antarctica.
But since the techbros haven’t figured that out and it’s getting warmer maybe that’s my ultimate retreat.
Went there a few years ago. And honestly wasn’t a fan. The views were pretty good for the first hour or so, but after that it’s just more of the same. Don’t trust trip advisor on this one. 1/10
Yeah it’s really pretty it just doesn’t have much atmosphere
Look, you do that and eventually Spock gets killed.
Yes he comes back, but that’s beside the point.
Somehow Spock returned
RIght, he comes back. And so does the Enterprise. But does Joachim? David Marcus? Does Captain Terrell? Does Klingon Captain Kruge’s weird ugly dog thing?
So much senseless death from putting Trump in space in cryo-sleep when we could just send him down to the Titanic in a private submarine.
I wouldn’t think you’d want him decaying over the next couple centuries in your hunting grounds
With a leak, you say?
While yes, there’s always Epstine… so maybe not that safe.
At least then, the rest of us would be safe
Positions reversed and trump would have loaded the gun for them. Then shot himself in the foot handing it over. Maybe even a bystander.
While smelling like shit.
That would be another felony to add to the list he won’t be prosecuted for since he is a convicted felon and I believe he can’t own or use a gun
Then shot himself in the foot handing it over.
“The radical left did it!!”
Iran wouldn’t have a chance. Biden would already be killed by an Official Act of the president.
Is there a non-Fox News link? I will not visit that propaganda site.
…is the archive of the Faux News version so you don’t have to give them clicks…
Right now I can’t quickly find an english result that isn’t Fox/affiliated.
Ummm… not really? But here’s the Ground News link for sources
Hey hey hey. Lets not redline anything here. International relations are tricky.
Can career Democrats stop protecting Orange Hitler ffs. He would NEVER do the same to you.
We must tolerate the intolerant!!
Maybe not, but there’s really no reason to stoop to his level. If you’re calling for Trump to be assassinated, you’re no better than he is.
Seems like a trolley problem to me
I agree, although I wish we’d just say any US citizen. Trump is just a former President, he’s hardly special.
What if they chopped up a US citizen with a bone saw?
Strongly worded letter, then increasing economic and political ties. 🤷♂️
Our leaders don’t give a shit about our ideals.
That’s Saudi Arabia, and we let them chop up whoever they want because $$$.
Or intentionally ran one over with a bulldozer, or shot them in the head while wearing a press flak jacket?
No because he thinks some citizens are not worth going to war over, like the press in Gaza
Oh he’s special all right. Just not the way you mean.
“It would be a very short war,” Biden continued, “with casualties staying as low as possible. Say, one.”
Shame it wasn’t Saudi Arabia mad at him, we’d be sending em saws.
I think trump is a horrible person and vote kamala but yes killing a presidential candidate should be sanctioned in some way. Of course killing thousands of innocent people in gaza should be sanctioned too but our world is too fucked up to do that right now sadly.
In my personal opinion, I’m inclined to think that Trump’s death would be a pretty unambiguous positive given the threat he poses, and the number of additional people that will predictably be killed because of his policies. That said, you can’t just let a third party kill your political actors, and the negative outcomes of a likely war will dramatically outweigh any good done.
Mixed feelings.
…And just like that, John Bolton gets an idea…
A total act of war we definitely don’t want you to do, anyway here his schedule and a box of .556.
Don’t do it!
Would it tho?
wink, wink
