SovietBeerTruckOperator [none/use name]@hexbear.net to

badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 hours ago

[Open Role Play] "Hi! Welcome to the smart cool guy store, for smart cool guys."

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[Open Role Play] "Hi! Welcome to the smart cool guy store, for smart cool guys."

SovietBeerTruckOperator [none/use name]@hexbear.net to

badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 hours ago

“I can’t help you with anything cuz I’m too cool for that.”

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just the usual thanks
- SovietBeerTruckOperator [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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  One box of MAGNUM condoms
  - machiabelly [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Magnums are too small for me. What else do you carry?
    - SovietBeerTruckOperator [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      Well I could get some monster condoms, for magnum dongs
  - Enjoyer_of_Games [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    cheers see ya tomorrow
    
    oh and you need to get a bigger tip jar btw

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