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RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 年前

You know what? Chemtrails are real and the cause of autism and being gay, let's ban comercial aviation

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You know what? Chemtrails are real and the cause of autism and being gay, let's ban comercial aviation

RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 年前
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  • Alaskaball [comrade/them, any]@hexbear.net
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    Planes don’t spray chemicals. But they do dump jet fuel into the air above cities when they’re too heavy to land safely.

    Of course if the safer option is available they’ll dump it into the nearest body of water, or generally uninhabited terrain such as farmlands or forests.

    That said they’re flying high above and the fuel is sprayed at a slow enough rate relative to the speed of the plane that they aerosolize and just ride the wind to gently blanket the earth with their cool embrace.

    • Lyudmila [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      deleted by creator

      • hexthismess [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        Is the smell good really a point of contention for prop plane enthusiasts? They like the smell of leaded gas?

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        • Alaskaball [comrade/them, any]@hexbear.net
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          I’ll be real, I prefer the smell of big plane jet exhaust. depending on the model it can smell like banana bread. smaller planes just smell like getting hosed down with like turpentine and car exhaust

      • Alaskaball [comrade/them, any]@hexbear.net
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        I’ve harped on baby bush blanes so much for being lead-schnuffers so much over the years I figured it was the big boy birds turn for some gentle ribbing

    • RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      Comfy blob-no-thoughts

  • Diva [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    yeah get those chemical sprayers out of the air and retvrn to train and boat travel treatlerites, it’s for your own good catgirl-smug

    • quarrk [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Cruise boats are also horrifically bad for the environment 🥲

  • Lyudmila [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    • PaulSmackage [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      This only works with one kind of 9/11 truther. Gotta switch up tactics for the Controlled Demolition and The Planes were Holograms guys.

      • barrbaric [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Would you believe there’s another one for that?

        • PaulSmackage [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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          I still think the funniest one was that the first plane was an actual attack, the second one was just a pilot turning around to take a look.

  • AntiOutsideAktion [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Jet fuel exhaust is literally chemtrails. It does exactly what the conspiracy theorists say. It’s a slow kill agent alex-aware

    It’s just another example of ‘the socialism of the ignorant’ seeing real things and inventing elaborate motivations for them instead of just realizing capitalists don’t give a fuck.

  • sewer_rat_420 [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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    The plot twist is that chemtrail conspiracies are actually spread by big autism who just want more trains

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    They’re just going to release a meta study that shows more vaccines correlate to more autism and call it done. They’ll just say correlation equals causation, ban vaccines, and move on to a world full of dead children

  • Florn [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Yesterday, an old man told me that the purpose of chemtrails is to make the atmosphere conductive, which is how wireless technology works.

    • RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      Yesterday I came across a guy from highschool, now clearly a prey of an evangelist cult, who told me Jesus born again in Korea in 1950

      Death to Amerikkka

      • eyyImwalkin [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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        If there is a Jesus reincarnate he would definitely be from North Korea

        • RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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          He was allegedly killed in the war, but I didn’t want to ask too much

          • 7bicycles [he/him]@hexbear.net
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            I get it, but still: damnit

            • RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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              It’s easy to fell for the community feeling and selfhelp; but if he fell for the korean jesus, they know they can do anything with him

  • Super_Lumalo [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    but i love exhoost fume

    • cerealkiller [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      No Jeremia, car gas bad for helf.

      • KhanCipher [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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        Shut mouth hammock.

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        shut up hammock

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    chemtrails create scalar waves in the atmosphere to amplify the 5g signal from cell towers in activating the nanobots from vaccines to make victims believe the earth is “round” and that Joe Rogan is a “dumbass”.

    Chris Benoit was unraveling this deep conspiracy using the Bowflex Total gym home exercise equipment when he was taken out by parties loyal to Vince McMahon.

    • eyyImwalkin [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      The Bass Pro Shops pyramid is an archonic ritual structure

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    I firmly believe that chemtrails contain an agent that makes people believe in conspiracy theories.

  • boiledfrog [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Cattle gets all kinds of scary vaccines and antibiotics, let’s ban meat before the globalists get to you!

  • Omegamint [comrade/them, doe/deer]@hexbear.net
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    Someone can correct me if I’m wrong but I think exposure to air pollution in vivo (particularly in third trimester) is one of the few definitive connections to autism spectrum? I’ve talked about this to some chud relatives I have as it’s a funny thing to watch them try to contend with. I honestly don’t know a ton about it besides some blurbs I’ve read and double checking that the research exists

  • Xenomorph [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    I want the haarp weather machine to power on and zap my balls with 10k watts of pure electricity.

    • RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      Zapping your balls with 10k watts, in this economy? Bourgeois decadence!

      • Xenomorph [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        I’m willing to settle with 5k then, nice prime number.

        • GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.net
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          5k isn’t a prime number

          • Xenomorph [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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            FUCK. Alright 569 I just googled it, it’s still 5 and it’s got the good sex number in it.

  • eyyImwalkin [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    they’re not chemtrails they’re phlegmtrails

    they’re forcing you to inhale their boogers while they laugh at you

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