honestly, as a nothing happens bro, I think he’s gonna live to 85
The real Donald Trump died in 2004 and was replaced by a man named Mitchell Adams. No, I will not elaborate.
Its like they run off the blood of the inmocent. They do not die early
Probably. To the degree that “blood was mostly McDonald’s secret sauce” is a natural cause of death.
He, like every other ghoul, will live a long happy life. He’ll be surrounded crowds of sycophants and admirers. Conservatives will hold him with the esteem they do Reagan now. Dems will soften and recuperate him. His legacy will be secured, and he’ll never pay for any of his crimes. He won’t have a guilty conscience about any of it.
This is because the world is unjust.
When you think about it gravity is a natural cause.
He’ll live to be 120 with his all Big Mac diet.
There’s a tipping point where preservatives stop being bad for you and make you stronger
He passed it long ago
every burger he eats adds one second to his lifespan
He’ll live into his fuckin’ 90’s like his dad.
he will die once my psychic attacks of bad energy reach him
Don’t give up
I still think a golf cart crash that was all his own fault would be the funniest and impossible for his fans to try and spin as some Q hidden proof thing
That or he puts on a garish military parade with a flyover and he gets rotor’d up by a crashing V-22 or an F-35 falls out of the sky directly on top of him nose down like an anvil falling in Looney Tunes
a crashing V-22 or an F-35 falls out of the sky directly on top of him nose down like an anvil falling in Looney Tunes
There is always hope.
He’s going to live longer than Kissinger and die in an accident that his supporters will think is a deep state assassination.
No way anyone shoots him now, this timeline isn’t cool enough for something like that to happen.
the miserable ones last the longest
His cognitive status is going to shit, but also like…seems like he’s getting around ok for someone his age. Better than Biden did, anyways.
So yeah, pretty much, no fuckin idea
I don’t keep up with his appearances enough to know if this is the case, but Dave Anthony regularly brings up on their patron chats that you don’t see Trump standing as much; It’s almost always sit down interviews nowadays.
He’s gonna die from fake tan chemicals and burger meat, but they’ll call it natural causes.
Funniest outcome is he’s already dead and the one we have now is a deepfake.
His dad died at 93
